Ass Burgers

When a women's ass looks really tasty.

Bill: "Mmmm She has Dem Ass burgers.
Jack: "I know right, I would really like a piece of Dat Ass."

by TrollBananaMan123 May 21, 2017

ass burger

riding your scooter on your ass while waving your legs in the air!

dude#1: Dude! i just totally did a freakin sweet ass burger
dude#2 knarly biach!!!111

by sweet dood!!!1111 January 10, 2009

Ass-burgers snackdrome

A large butt from too many burger snacks.

Willie's butt is suffering from ass-burgers snackdrome!

by I, Wreckerrr December 8, 2020

Ass-burgers Syndrome

This is when a retarded person eats nothing but McDonalds which results in severe constipation as the partially digested burgers get stuck in the ass.

"James is autistic which has contributed to his ass-burgers syndrome. The local McDonalds has been instructed by the authorities to serve James no more than five burgers a day so as not to exacerbate his ass-burgers syndrome."

by Yarling Warbler December 29, 2011

Dank ass burger

A really high quality burger!!!!!!

Have you eaten that dank ass burger?!?!?

by DankAssBurger March 8, 2017

mean ass burger

a reaally good burger

Damn 5 Guys makes some mean ass burgers.

by dyingunicorn January 15, 2011

Krystal Ass-Burgers

Ass-Burger is when you take a hamburgers paddy and slide it in your friends "Buns". A Krystal Ass-Burger is the same thing except they the friend is named Krystal or Crystal depending on the spelling and if you want to go extreme you can get a Krystal burger paddy and slide that in their "Buns".

You: Broooooo, last night I preformed Krystal Ass-Burgers. It really added to the flavor of the paddy.
Friend: Man you lucky she let you do that.

by @Tex February 3, 2019