Auto-erotic Asphyxiation

When southerners see a truck so large that it takes their breath away.

"Officer, this man was found next to his spilled sweet tea. He has a stain on his pants and appears to have suffocated naturally. Looks like another case of auto-erotic asphyxiation."

"Thanks, Doctor. That jacked up Ford F-350 with the truck nutz must have driven through the neighborhood again."

"Shoo-dang!"

by Shagatron May 6, 2014

Dual-Erotic Asphyxiation

The act of two people suffocating and pleasuring one another at the same time.

Lan and Vianca performed dual-erotic asphyxiation to the point that they both almost passed out from both the lack of oxygen and pleasure they were giving each other.

by Ni hao billy October 31, 2011

Asphyxiation

Noun; Asphyxiation

1. Death by strangulation; ergo blockage in air passage.

2. Incapability to breathe; inevitable death if prolonged.

Patient 6.0.3. died of asphyxiation at exactly 3:13 in the evening.

by TeenCoffeeAddict October 15, 2017

Asphyxiate the poultry

Choking the chicken, a.k.a. mastuerbating, beating your meat like it owes you money.

There's a girl in class that's so hot that I have to take a bathroom break and asphyxiate the poultry just so I can stop staring at her and pay attention in class.

by Christobon August 8, 2014

Testicular Asphyxiation

Suffocating someone to the point of death by means of your own nutsack.

God dammit Brian I’m gonna kill you by testicular asphyxiation. You’re gonna be breathing my nutsack in like a damn grocery bag over your head.

by aphillyp June 21, 2021

autoerotic asphyxia

asphyxia caused by intentionally strangling oneself (or holding there breath) while masturbating in order to intensify the orgasm through reduced oxygen flow to the brain. (can become lightheaded and feel of faint.

my girl was choking my chicken and she thought i was in autoerotic asphyxia and i nearly passed out

by David!!!??? March 21, 2008

Asphyxiation

as·phyx·i·ate
to cause to die or lose consciousness by impairing normal breathing, as by gas or other noxious agents; choke; suffocate; smother.
noun
the condition of being deprived of oxygen (as by having breathing stopped); "asphyxiation is sometimes used as a form of torture"
killing by depriving of oxygen(sufficating)

that girl was asphyxiated when i chocked her! she underwent asphyxiation

by *^%& November 12, 2007