An agregate mixture of rock and petroleum that is used commonly as a road paving material. Also used in parking lots. Cheaper than concrete.
by Mik203 September 18, 2006
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(N). slang--a police car, often a traffic cop, lying low in the grass median or hidden behind a building to trap speeders.
On my way to work today while driving my car, I saw an Asphalt Alligator from behind the brick building on the left.
by Dave Hultgren February 20, 2004
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Population size: Moderatly common
Habitat: Major Urban centers, green party rallies, co-op markets,
walk ten city blocks in a major metropolitan area and you'll be sure to encounter an Asphat Ranger. Easily identified by their enormous LL beanc backpacks, hiking boots, parkas and on occasion walking sticks. If you're riding the subway and the person next to you whips out a canteen, chances are you are in the presence of an Asphalt Ranger.They usually graduate from any college where drinking from a styrofoam cup warrants irreparable social ostracism. Not to be confused with hippies they don't do drugs or drink to excess, but do go a little overboard on the trailmix,
Population size: Moderatly common
Habitat: Major Urban centers, green party rallies, co-op markets,
walk ten city blocks in a major metropolitan area and you'll be sure to encounter an Asphat Ranger. Easily identified by their enormous LL beanc backpacks, hiking boots, parkas and on occasion walking sticks. If you're riding the subway and the person next to you whips out a canteen, chances are you are in the presence of an Asphalt Ranger.They usually graduate from any college where drinking from a styrofoam cup warrants irreparable social ostracism. Not to be confused with hippies they don't do drugs or drink to excess, but do go a little overboard on the trailmix,
Asphalt Rangers prefer athletic bras to victoria's secret and hiking boots to sneakers, denim to silk, quality and durability are always mode important than being fashionable.
by food court druides November 23, 2010
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2. A common act by gear- or motor-heads, where by traveling at high velocity down drag-strips, highways, back roads or twisties, they seek enlightenment or solutions to life's various queries and problems.
2. A common act by gear- or motor-heads, where by traveling at high velocity down drag-strips, highways, back roads or twisties, they seek enlightenment or solutions to life's various queries and problems.
"After my dog died I just had to get out of the house, so I got in my car for some Asphalt Therapy down highway 3"
"I had a great session of Asphalt Therapy with my bike after my girl and i got into a fight"
"I had a great session of Asphalt Therapy with my bike after my girl and i got into a fight"
by ClutchClutch July 12, 2012
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commonly used by skaters
used when a skater is havin a bad day (falling,not landing easy tricks,not being able to perform to average skill) refering to the streets they skate on.
used when a skater is havin a bad day (falling,not landing easy tricks,not being able to perform to average skill) refering to the streets they skate on.
Skater Guy 1- woah dude, i had a good day today
Skater Guy 2- not me, i was trippin' on asphalt
Skater Guy 1- yea man, you couldnt land anything
Skater Guy 2- not me, i was trippin' on asphalt
Skater Guy 1- yea man, you couldnt land anything
by Baby Shmo July 14, 2009
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