Asante Samuel

Possibly the biggest choker in NFL history.
When the patriots were 18-0 heading into the Super Bowl, 2 plays before the famous "Tyree Catch", Eli Manning was pressures and tried to throw it away. It went straight through Asante's hands and the rest is history.

(Man 2 drops ball)
Man 1: Nice catch man, way to pull an Asante Samuel!)
Man 2: I can't pull an Asante Samuel! Im a heterosexual!

by Conny1234 February 9, 2009

anateresa

She is an awesome Latina she is sweet as hell but at the same time I wouldn’t fuck with her , she’ll help you when you’re down , put you back together when you’re falling apart, and love and be there for you. She is tall as hell and willing to open up to you if you earned your way into her heart ❤️. She is gorgeous and just perfect all around . And she is also gay🏳️ 🌈

Ah anateresa a wonderful partner in crime 👍

by Camilla nerdise September 29, 2020

asante supremacy

asante is loved in this bitch!!!!

aiko/liz: ASANTE, I LOVE YOU SM WE STAN YOU. #ASANTESUPREMACY
asante: stfu dumb bitch

aiko: you stfu fucking hate you sm
asante: no u don’t
aiko: shii u right love u sm <3

also aiko: ASANTE SUPREMACY!!

by anime tits at its finest December 15, 2020

Asante Supremacy

ASANTE LOVED IN THIS BITCH

aiko/liz: I LOVE YOU SM OMG WE STAN YOU ASANTE!!
asante: stfu u dumb whore
aiko: ykw fuck u smd die choke
asante: yk u love me shut up

aiko: you’re right we love you!!
also aiko: ASANTE SUPREMACY

by anime tits at its finest December 15, 2020

Asateaque

An island with wild ponies; how the semi-literate cool kids say it. Formal pronunciation: “Az-ah-teek”

“I thought we was going to dat island wif da ponies - wassit called… Asateaque. Yea, dat one”.

by MustValangry July 8, 2022

kofi asante

a fucking wimp

that uselesss wimp kofi asante is just daft

by ilovemyshitzu February 13, 2020

Asante

A bitch who wears glasses. A BIG Bum. Really loud

Asante you bitch.

by Pussyfooting P08 March 22, 2017