Asmongold

A Asmongold is a definition to describe severe hair loss or upcoming balding.

I have a Asmongold, could you work around that for my cut?

by Luka ter October 29, 2022

Asmongolding

To lose your hair.

Dad has a cancer, he is Asmongolding.

Dad is 60, he is Asmongolding.

Dad does not have a Mechacycle Model W. and is Asmongolding from it.

by Wellociraptor July 12, 2021

asmongold

1.- (noun) The crusty smelly orange shit on an unwashed dick specific to an unwashed world of warcraft player's cock. Otherwise it's just "dick cheese"

2.- (verb) To give an "expert" opinion an a subject one is completely uneducated on

1.a brb. I gotta shower and wipe this asmongold off my dick

2.a Man you don't know shit about what u talking about. Fool, don't asmongold me
2.b "... They come from an inferior culture, that is horrible, it kills people ..."

by ne0ooo February 10, 2025