asleep at the switch

Neglectful of an important task or responsibility

That punk is always be asleep at the switch.

by The Return of Light Joker September 22, 2009

asleeping

To avoid confusion in conversation when referring to spending the night with a girl/guy. The term "sleeping with" is often used to refer to having sex. However, if you just slept over in the same bed without sexual acts, you were "asleeping with".

I met this awesome girl at the bar, we ended up asleeping together, because we were too tired to sleep with each other.

by Brigz November 14, 2007

Cardiac asleep

In a state of unconsciousness similar too or identical to that of heavy alcoholic inebriation or getting knocked out by a heavy weight boxer

Say one more thing about my mama and ima put you under cardiac asleep

by XFutureKidX March 8, 2021

asleep in the bread aisle

sleeping on bread because it is very soft, but sleeping on your own bread is pointless because it would be squished, but they restock the bread aisle daily so it is a continual source of mattress material.

asher roth is asleep in the bread aisle

by pierre grande April 23, 2009

aseperegue

it's weed.

"Hey man got some aseperegue?"

by MsPrincessKitty April 5, 2010

asleen

A person with unlimited admirers.

She is asleen and I’m so jealous.

by Hotchicky June 28, 2020

Always Asleep Never Dead

A fantasy band made up of Andy Biersack, Vikki Swink, Matt Good, and Vanessa James.
Andy is from Black Veil Brides and has done side projects like Average Joe and the Chance & Andy show.
Vikki is from soEmo.uk.co, is a Gore Site Model in training, and has competed in one NAM.

Matt Good is from Kit Fysto, with past bands Destroy Rebuild Until God Shows and From First to Last.
Vanessa James is the owner of Sugarfix Clothing, appearing in a wide range of music videos and Transformers 2.

Jake: Always Asleep Never Dead can never be a real band because of the contract Matt Good had to sign when he was in D.R.U.G.S.
Melissa: I know.. sucks for them!

Jake: It's all Craig Owens fault

by laurenliveslife September 26, 2013