two aside

Tearing your testicles apart and putting them aside

Dude did you just two aside just now

by Chinkz December 4, 2015

Gaffigan Aside

That thing Jim Gaffigan does when he speaks his innermost thoughts after telling a story during his stand-up shows. Some of his best lines are:
"He's a dick to his own baby!"
"What if Orville Redenbacher was in the audience?"

The world could be more interesting is everyone did this!

Boss: Would you be able to get this report ready for the big meeting tomorrow morning? Can you get it to me by the end of the day?
Me: Absolutely! (Gaffigan Aside: Or maybe not. It may be ready by the middle of the meeting in the morning.)

by Outlaw.edu March 27, 2010

asideaways

{a-sahyd-a-weyz} Can also be spelled as assideaways.

The goofy skewed way certain people wear their baseball or trucker hats.

I have seen some guys wearing Skoal hats on asideaways, but they were more like apes with hats on.

by Tsarstepan October 11, 2012

asidecharli

asidecharli is not only AWESOME BUT SHE’S ALSO A TALENTED editor.

“asidecharli is my favourite person ever”

by leosaeps May 2, 2021

pull-aside

When a stripper at a topless only joint gives you a quick peek at the goods by pulling her panties to the side.

I immediately regretted throwing five bucks down for a pull-aside at the Double Deuce

by Redpoint5.12 July 19, 2017

smoke a sid

lis = tree = wood = backwoods = hitte = j = lis = sid

alteration "smoke a lis"

me: yo what do we wanna do now?
spencer: bro idk lets smoke a sid

by arpydontcare December 8, 2020

Limps around & chokes things aside

a way to walk with attitude and with a staggered gait. the way an employer of prostitutes walks around collecting money from his employees, while grabbing at his genitalia and shifting it to one side or the other of his lowered jeans. this happens most when the belt, worn low around the gluteus maximus, interferes with the employer's junk.

"A pimp during business time limps around & chokes things aside while talking bananas." -tomek aka double u thomas

by Erinn Hale January 26, 2006