Applause

A series of self given high fives driven by one of the following purposes:

1. Congratulate someone else's achievement.
2. Acknowledge the end of a joke, speach or musical scene.
3. Sing the "Happy Birthday" song.
4. Force the speaker to shut the hell up.
5. Kill a flying insect.
6. Mimic a seal.
7. For the sake of peer pressure.

You see, the applause is only present in the Happy Birthday song to prevent us from realizing how ridiculous it is. Try to do either of them separately and you'll get what I'm saying.

I'm just starting the applause so everyone can tell the joke is over and it's ok to laugh.

by Renaum August 19, 2012

anal applause

an audible release of intestinal gas through the anus

That anal applause would have peel the paint of of the walls of my basement.

by The Return of Light Joker March 13, 2010

tongue applause

A smacking noise made by your tongue and lips when bored.

“Bro I tried to have a conversation last night, but the only thing I did was tongue applause.“

by Vaskhar May 27, 2020

wale applause

A young man/woman who will never give up no matter what life throws. A honest and astute businessman. Knowledge junkie!

He is a Wale Applause.

by Omniscient 404 May 7, 2021

russian applause

a male or female sticks their 2 fingers from each hand into the ass or pussy, slides the rest in and start clapping inside the male or female

Bro did you hear? Alex and Mary did the russian applause

by CrayolaTwistables August 23, 2021

par-four applause

Perfunctory applause motivated by a sense of obligation or politeness rather than from genuine enthusiasm or admiration.

Mary's version of "Killing Me Softly With His Song" generated only par-four applause from the karaoke audience.

by von Trips August 29, 2009

Applause

A worse version of "the clap"
meaning to say that this person has HELLA stds.

this bitch tiffany doesn't just have the clap, she has the applause!

by Katy Cheyenne April 21, 2010