This term refers to a gratuitous back-handed pop in the testicles, as delivered by Ashley Schaeffer to Kenny Powers in the HBO series Eastbound and Down.
It is ordinarily considered bad form to give an ashley schaeffer under most circumstances, however, this rule tends to loosen when excessive amounts of alcohol are added to the equation. It is often hypothesized that male drinking buddies who regularly execute the ashley schaeffer may suffer from unrequited homosexual desires. Either that, or they just have a really sadistic sense of humor. Either way, the ashley schaeffer is rarely funny to the recipient.
It is ordinarily considered bad form to give an ashley schaeffer under most circumstances, however, this rule tends to loosen when excessive amounts of alcohol are added to the equation. It is often hypothesized that male drinking buddies who regularly execute the ashley schaeffer may suffer from unrequited homosexual desires. Either that, or they just have a really sadistic sense of humor. Either way, the ashley schaeffer is rarely funny to the recipient.
The church pastor failed to see the humor in my quick and ruthless delivery of an ashley schaeffer to his holy ballsack. Maybe I should have waited until the sermon was over.
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Although sometimes lacking confidence, she knows how to take charge of a situation and lead others towards one objective.
Ashley is the most beautiful girl in the world, but to call that her greatest strength would be to diminish all the other amazing traits she has.
Ashley is the definition of love, a magical seemingly unreal feeling of warmth that makes you want to grab onto her and hold on tightly.
She knows how to buckle down and be productive, she knows how to be the life of the party, and she knows how to bring out the best in others.
Meeting Ashley is like winning the lottery, because out of the 7 billion people on the earth, nobody is worth knowing more than her.
If you’re lucky enough to get an Ashley in your life, treat her like the treasure she is, always. You’ll get back what you put into her and more, she will always exceed your expectations and be there for you when you need her the most.
I love you, Ash.
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