Ashussy

The ussy of Ashlyn Astuael from Fables and fanasties

"hey has anyone seen ___ and Ash?"
"yeah, ___ is probably getting that Ashussy"

by CheesyCereal March 12, 2022

To take a shiss

While thinking your just taking a piss and to your dismay a little bit of shit comes out.

At urinal:

Guy 1: "dude I just shissed my pants"

Guy 2: "If your going to take a shiss, you should sit while you pee, pussy."

by Chakro Z aka Cisco February 17, 2010

ashish

A person who smokes smokes "hashish" also known as marijuana
Sometimes also used in a denigrating context
A neologism coined on the east indian subcontinent
See Also: bizzle beezy

He used to be intelligent, but now he's ashish.

by gaudada July 22, 2006

Ashish

Kumar

Ashish

by 9509419989 April 1, 2021

ashis

An Alien from the mysterious planet of zeekigand-o , this stubby "Teletubby" three-legged beast is especially fond of the "Wacky Movie". He has a fetish for Bongs and will do anything for Free Stuff. He is known to startle innocent children at night with his sudden grin and retarded laugh. He had been stored in cryostasis since the end of the Kalinga Wars, but escaped during the Pokhran Nuclear Testing of 1999 and holed up in an obscure corner of Rajasthan, India. The poor chap now has difficulty finding edible food and is known to whine about this fact regularly. Chief amongst his weaknesses is Narcotics and Alcohol- he faints at the very sight of them. He is also known to enjoy and encourage , by vigorous orchestration, spanking on his specific Zee-spot. The Government recently hired this extra-terrestrial doofus to help solve the case of the Missing Niggers of Calcutta;due to his brilliant Ideas and Entrepreneurial finnesse.

Philosophy founded on this Alien Principle : Zeelosophy ; concerned with philanthropy and mushroom-hogging,amongst other worldly problems.

Tom Cruise converted to Ashis' Zeelosophy last night, leading to mass suicide at the local Scientology centre.

by eskaycee January 22, 2011

Ashism

Synonyms: Twat, cheat, old, phil collins with less hair

Usage: To make a tit out of yourself by doing something completely stupid, e.g. fiance catches you having sex with an whore

Etymology: Stems from Latin word 'Asism' meaning Cunt

Shit, my wife just caught me in the middle of an ashism

by Dyke-On-A-Bike February 27, 2005

ashis

A white man from the land of San Jose that fakes Indian heritage to impress girls. An effeminate individual that purchases his clothing from an AARP catalog. A complete coconut. Doreo.

Are you wearing make-up? You are such an Ashis!

by Takeoneguess August 20, 2006