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Alfred ashford

A guy whose family wouldn't let him get a sex change so they sent him far away from normal people. He's from Resident Evil: Code Veronica. He dresses up as his sister and even sounds like a girl. He tucks his dick in his dead sister's underwear.
by BlahBlahBlahBlahBlah August 25, 2005
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Toni Ashford

Toni Ashford has been worshiped in Burcania for hundreds of years. The Goddess of war, fire, preditory animals, and a patron of hunters. Rituals worshiping this goddess often involve the sacrifice of sheep. moldy sheep. but only if they don't belong to your neighbor.
"Ahh! the war is going well. Praise be to Toni"

"damn fire won't start!" "did you sacrifice a sheep to Toni?" "Err..no. i'll go do that now."

"May Toni guide the easgle's spirit"

"Toni sent a jaguar to the village last night. Took two sheep."
by Draconian_flame June 1, 2004
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John Wallis Academy Ashford

The most shittiest little school in Ashford, The toilets have little black moss on em and crackheads everywhere, the principal let’s more students in because of that, he can’t even afford to pay the roofs of some toilets.
John Wallis Academy Ashford? It’s a cheapskate school.
by Crackheadforlife123 October 27, 2019
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