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An extreme attraction to outer space. Usually involves fapping to hubble pics
Don't judge me, astrosexuality is the orientation of patricians.
by Astrosexual proclivities September 13, 2014
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astrosexual

1. Someone who constantly uses the sexual lubricant Astroglide while getting laid.
2. Someone who enjoys having sex while he or she is under the influence of drugs.
1. Vicky: (naked on her bed) Hey honey are you ready yet?
Brad: (in the restroom getting undressed) Yeah baby, but just hold on one second. *rubs a bunch of Astroglide on his penis while muttering to himself* Woohoo! I'm gonna fuck this bitch into orbit!

2. Jenna: Alright, baby now that we are both naked, you know what we should do before foreplay.
Jason: Hell yeah, so we are gonna feel like we're actually making love like we are far up above in the heavens! *dishes out the joints and LSD*
by Mark H September 16, 2004
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Astrosexual

Someone who believes that their gender is connected to the stars
I'm astrosexual.
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