Aristea

A term to describe a hot and cute woman. She's made of hell and definitely would kill for her loved ones. She really loves food and has that ride or die vibe. She only reveals her cute side to people who are worth it. She's a bit crazy but she's really worth every minute you talk to her. She's bomb asf and every guy wish they had her. She can either make you melt or get hard with one look.

I wish Aristea would call me daddy
Damn she's really cute

by May 98 August 24, 2020

aristotlistic

When u sound like a philosopher.

ZomgIMhot: lyk omg hi
ZOmGimcool: lyk hi
ZomgIMhot: lyk lol
ZOmGimcool: omg that iz lyk sooo aristotlistic!
ZomgIMhot: Zomg wtf thats lyk 6 syllables!

by eric von douchebag June 24, 2008

Ariston

She’s a great friend she’s nice very beautiful shy at times she usually has two Best-friends guy and a girl but she’s a person who will put her life on the line for her friends.

She’s such a ariston

by 1929383 December 21, 2019

The Big Aristotle

Nickname for NBA basketball player Shaquille O'Neill

Shaquille O'Neill scored a double double against the Knicks, and then got all philosophical with the reporters in the post game interview. He's the Big Aristotle, yo!

by dberto April 3, 2009

Senator Steven Armstrong

Senator Armstrong is a senator that has nanomachines that could've gone pro if he didn't join the navy.

Senator Steven Armstrong is sexy

by sexymf99 July 3, 2022

Jill Armstrong

This is the "mirror image" twin sister of Palmala Handerson. When Palmala Handerson gets tired, you can switch to her twin.

When I get blue balls from this chick tonight, I'm gonna let Jill Armstrong rub me the right way!

by Jarhead2275 June 1, 2017

Armstrong's Law

Similar to Godwin's Law, it states that the longer a conversation about a foreign country continues, the higher the chance an American will bring up the moon landing.

"He's one small step away from Armstrong's Law."

by OHNOTHEYRECOMING December 16, 2015