Athletic Banquet

An award ceremony recognising athletes for their athletic achievements

Michelle: I wish we had an athletic banquet this year! You would've won ALL the MVP awards!
Rachel: Not all of them, only Rock Climbing, Mountain Biking, and Golf

by alla gomma June 4, 2020

arthstetic

aesthetic but spicy

this is my arthstetic

by lesbean chicken May 7, 2020

athletic scholarship

How people get into a college they otherwise would have no hope of getting in to.

James: Yo I heard Tyshawn got in to Duke and got a full scholarship, too.

Bill: WHAT I cracked like 2000 on my SATs and had a 4.0 and I got waitlisted. He didn't even score 1000 and he had a 2.0.

James: Yeah but he's the number one basketball prospect in the country. He's on that athletic scholarship.

by Ginormous D May 7, 2011

athletically challenged

Being really bad at anything athletic. It's like mentally challenged, but athletically challenged. So the retards of sports.

Jane: What did time you get on The Mile? I got 6:25

Delilah: Haha, I got 9:20.

Jane: What!

Delilah: Remember, I'm athletically challenged.

Jane: Oh. Good job!

by tree, leaf, bar, and syrup April 3, 2010

Athletic Fat

- The Opposite of the clothing style Athletic Fit and applied as when someone, as in a guy, is out of shape or fat, yet is still very skilled and prolific, when it comes to athletic endeavours such as Softball, Darts, Flag Football, Ultimate Frisbee, or Foosball.

Friend One: Did you see Roy at the Softball Game last night?
Friend Two: Fat Roy?
Friend One: Yeah, for a fat guy, Roy hit 3 Homeruns and made a great play at First Base.
Friend Two: That's because he is Athletic Fat.

by cosmo262 July 24, 2010

Athlexic

An athlete who continually thinks that he/she is too thin to play his/her sport. Note that the subject is usually convinced by his/her peers that the they are lacking in this area...and thus become athlexic. Similar to exercise bulimia, but instead of losing weight or maintaining weight...they want to increase weight.

I used to play rugby with Scott...we made fun of his skinny legs too much and now he is totally athlexic.

by Adam McCluskey June 11, 2006

Athletic Teabagging

When an athlete (most likely a black guy during a basketball game) jumps high enough to reach their opponents head (usually a lesser skilled white counterpart ) to were, intentional or accidental, the meeting of balls to face occurs.

Lebron James once slammed dunked the ball, not before the occurrence of athletic teabagging to Steve Nash's face.

by Tie Fan July 31, 2010