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Your Argument is Invalid

You can't argue, 'Nuff Said
Bacon is awesome, your argument is invalid
by toto25 May 5, 2011
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Assume

to make an ass out of u and me.
verb. To believe something is true based upon general unproven observations and reports.
Coining up a foolish, humorous insinuation about somebody or something that is probably not valid.
To make a complete idiot out of yourself or another person by saying that something happened that didn't.
I am assuming we're going to have wonderful weather today.
Assume.
by Notmad February 17, 2013
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Assumed Single

After a long relationship and you get left on “read”; thus insinuating the relationship is over
Wow, Adam’s girl left him on read after a 2 year relationship. He’s assumed single now!
by Assumed Single Guy May 20, 2021
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Assumehole

An aggressive attacker on an issue spewing hatred at every response as if it was a direct and personal opposition.
Just don't engage an assumehole they will loose steam after a while when getting ignored.
by The 80/20 rule July 28, 2017
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Arkument

A toxic conversation relating to Ark: Survival Evolved.
Had a bad Arkument with an admin earlier. Got red-gunned.
by Animonger March 2, 2021
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meta-argument

An argument about an argument, the decision to argue, or about the fact another argument was had.

normally occurs as a gaslighting technique where one person starts an argument with an opinion or a hot take, then gets upset when someone responds to their opinion with their own opinion and blames fact and argument started entirely on one party, making their opposition appear more hostile and argumentative then they actually are.
Joe: Lovely Weather were having today.

Mike: nah it's horrible weather, i hate it.

Joe: whats wrong with the weather? it's been warm and sunny.

Mike: hey i was just STATING MY OPINION OH MY GOD, now you coming at me all questioning me a shit, it's just my opinion oh my god i don't need to elaborate why are you question me i have a right to express my views if i want to! It's fine i don't actually care if your going to try and get argumentative with me I'm just going to leave because i have a right to my opinion and i don't care about yours cause you suck.

Joe: bruh bro trying to have a meta-argument with me.
by Personality17 March 27, 2023
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Assume the Jess Neville

The act of lying flat on the ground with arms by your sides, when either ordered to do so or as an agreed forfeit in a drinking game.

Originally started in Bristol after a viral video contained original footage of the Jess Neville assumption.
The official call is: "assume the jess neville!" at which point, unless one person has been targeted, everyone must assume the aforementioned position.

Assuming the jess neville can also be used as a punishment in drinking games until all but the winner has assumed the position.
by Mr. Side Poo April 30, 2011
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