Armadillo Chew

A male lays on his back, naked, bringing the legs toward the chest and rolling into an armadillo like balled up position. This opens up and exposes a wonderful erogenous playground known as the taint or grundle. However, in many cases, the male’s saggy scrotum will remain dangling and covering the taint area. Therefore, the sack must be peeled back and lifted upward and often held. Once in this position, the taint is orally copulated and stimulated by the male’s partner. Oral stimulation is typically performed in a ravenous and vigorous manner similar to that of an old toothless person attempting to chew on a piece of steak.

Options during this time include insertion of a digit into the anus and/or a simultaneous tug job.

I shaved my taint today. I’m expecting an armadillo chew tonight when the old lady gets home from her girls night out.

My taint is a bit puffy and red today from the armadillo chew I got last night. She was gnawing on that skin like a piece of flank steak.

by Dick Onchin October 3, 2020

Transformers Armada

A franchise, beginning in 2002 and ending in 2003, that saw the introduction of the Mini-cons into the Transformers lore.
So basically, Transformers meets Pokemon. The Autobot gotta catch all dem Mini-cons before the Decepticons do.
Eventually all the Transformers have to team up and kill Unicron, but not before Megatron (at that point Galvatron) and Starscream get killed.

ME: Damn dude, haven't you watched Transformers Armada?
FRIEND: No.
ME: Your life is worthless then.

by Boo69Boo69 November 16, 2018

Eslabon armado

He makes the best songs ever and i think you should go listen to him

friend 1 "have you ever listened to eslabon armado?"
Friend 2 "no whos that?"
Friend 1"bruh what"

by i ❤ u May 19, 2022

Dutch Armada

A combination of the Dutch Rudder and the Circle Jerk, the Dutch Armada is performed when a quorum of men, no less than 3, form a circle and give a Dutch Rudder to the person on his left while receiving one from the person on his right.

This variation on the Dutch Rudder pushes the widely-accepted view of the Dutch Rudder as not gay to the edges of not gayness, because while you are not in fact touching another man's penis, due to the circular nature of the Dutch Armada, you are getting off while watching a man get off. Therefore, those who are familiar with the Armada debate whether it is, in fact, gay.

by Hr.Ms Buffel March 2, 2009

Don Adriano De Armado

A Spanish soldier who is in love with the "country maid", Jaquenetta. Both are character's in (Super Genius) William Shakespeare's play "Love's Labour's Lost"

"I do affect the very ground, which is base, where
her shoe, which is baser, guided by her foot, which
is basest, doth tread."

by Hydragon February 13, 2005

armadildo

a dildo that is giant, it straps to your arm and is more brutal than fisting a chick.

That chick just took the great american challange, a baseball bat, a boling pin and a football.. sideways, now lets see if your mom can take the armadildo.

by malibu biff August 15, 2008

Armadillo socks

You and your significant other roll around in circles in the room with your dick in her ass, while wearing socks

As The couple slowly Armadillo socks around their room they hear a knock at the door.

by Sir mannie thy trill May 8, 2021