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Noahs lost ark

When your having sex with a girl and you can't make her pussy wet therefore your ark won't sail
Jon prayed to god when he couldn't make Kate wet because he's heard about noahs lost ark
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noah's ark

Jon Voight's huge boat. Mary Steenburgen was the rudder slut
It rained for 40 days and 40 nights but we were snug as a bug in a rug aboard Noah's Ark.
by Jake February 3, 2004
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Noah's Ark

The ship in which Noah, his family, and the animals were saved from the Flood, according to the biblical account (Genesis 6–8).
A small bivalve mollusk with a boat-shaped shell, found in the Mediterranean and off the Atlantic coasts of Africa and southern Europe.
The structure of Noah's Ark (and the chronology of the flood) is homologous with the Jewish Temple and with Temple worship.7 Accordingly, Noah's instructions are given to him by God (Genesis 6:14–16): the ark is to be 300 cubits long, 50 cubits wide, and 30 cubits high (approximately 134×22×13 m or 440×72×43 ft).8 These dimensions are based on a numerological preoccupation with the number 60, the same number characterizing the vessel of the Babylonian flood hero.1

Its three internal divisions reflect the three-part universe imagined by the ancient Israelites: heaven, the earth, and the underworld.9 Each deck is the same height as the Temple in Jerusalem, itself a microcosmic model of the universe, and each is three times the area of the court of the tabernacle, leading to the suggestion that the author saw both Ark and tabernacle as serving for the preservation of human life.1011 It has a door in the side, and a tsohar, which may be either a roof or a skylight.8 It is to be made of gopher wood, a word which appears nowhere else in the Bible – and divided into qinnim, a word which always refers to birds' nests elsewhere in the Bible, leading some scholars to emend this to qanim, reeds.12 The finished vessel is to be smeared with koper, meaning pitch or bitumen; in Hebrew the two words are closely related, kaparta ("smeared") ... bakopper.12
by ISTHISAMOGUSAMOGUS July 13, 2023
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Noah's Ark - The Short Version

ok so basically a bunch of animals get on a boat and we learn a lesson about God and Christianity :D
"Let's see Noah's Ark - The Short Version."
by theworldofurbanwords December 7, 2024
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Noah's Ark

When you masturbate with multiple different lotions.
"Yeah, Tiffany gave me a Noah's ark last night"
by Cactissy April 29, 2025
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arknights

a tower-defense gacha game developed by Hypergryph
arknights is a tower defense gacha game that actually requires a brain! the game is really really generous with its gacha rates; currently, it has an event that can give your 2 free 6* characters! thats right! genshin impact could never, keep malding with the qiqi you got from event banner. aside from the super generous gacha rates, the plot is amazing, the characters are 😳, and the music is also a banger. so what are you waiting for? go download arknights right now! (i dont even play this game)
by TheInquisitiveCheese November 10, 2021
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Arknights

Described below.
Arknights terminology:
Lungmen Guard Department: a bunch of idiots screaming at each other. The head police officer is a dragon girl who refuses to arrest her sister on the charges of multiple cases of mass murder, destruction of entire habitats, and much more.
Yan: A low-level version of China with a few dragons in which one of them have permanent depression even more serious than Tomioka Giyuu
Lappland: commonly called lappdumb
Ceobe: the fearful three-headed dog Cerberus…not really. Just likes honey biscuits and generally has 1/3 of the IQ of a normal dog, as opposed to public belief that three heads means 3x the intelligence.
Doktah: a dumb guy who simps for Kal'tsit (explanation below)
Kal'tsit: a cat who has been sterilized and is old and wise beyond knowledge. She is 1000000x older (not independently verified) than the famed Wan Lo.
Warfarin: A vampire doctor who claims to be able to identify patients from prey, which we're sure is a lie. Doktah has met her several times, with him always coming out deprived of blood much lower than the accepted value. Also older than Wan Lo, an unbelievable truth.
Blaze: fire cat 1.0
Skyfire: fire cat 2.0
Reunion Movement: an organization of the baddest people ever in federal prison. Led by a fearsome dragon who actually should have been in prison but due to the overprotective acts of the LGD is evading prison better than Al Capone.
Kroos: (earrape) KO~KO~DA~YOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by π=3.14159265358979323846 September 26, 2022
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