artard

A person who when gets extremely intoxicated does extremely stupid stuff

Cameron was being an artard when he tackled that cop outside the bar

by 89redneck April 2, 2009

artard

a weird way or saying retard

oh my goodnes you are such an artard!

by samantha chick a dee September 15, 2009

artarded

completely and totallt retarded when it comes to art, and all things relating to art....

combination of the words art and retarded

Fucking kick ass explanation of composition. I'm like you but even more artarded (new word - art+retarded)...........

by Chopperdiva March 31, 2004

artard

a better word for retard (can be taken more offensively)

As someone tells a lame story... you wisper to your friend "what an artard!"

by B.zee October 16, 2008

artardument

An argument with a person you swear is retarded...but cannot be scientifically proven to have down's syndrome.

I got in an artardument with that kid who wears bike horns on his wrists. Is he mildly retarded?

by Effen Hix January 7, 2008

Archtard

Coined by VoteForTheWorst.com, an Archtard is a person who has spontaneous orgasms when thinking about David Archuleta. They dream of marrying David Archuleta, and their main argument is that 'you're all just jealous'.

David Cook Fan: Season 7 was the last good season.

David Archuleta Fan: Nuh-uh! It was good until David Cook won!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY WONT HE SHAVE?????????

David Cook: Luls. Archtard.

David Archuleta Fan: JEALOUSY! RACISM MAYBE! UMMMMM........ JEALOUSY!!!!! FUCKY FUCKY FUCKISH FUCK SHIT!

David Cook Fan: You're cool.

David Archuleta Fan: Forserious?

DCF: No.

DAF: MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by LULSMOMMA April 21, 2010

artard

a person that acts like he/she don't having any sense.

leave me alone you artard

by amanda1983 March 13, 2008