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applecrisping

the act of sitting on an object everyone uses for a long period of time until the object becomes warm and potentially sweaty.
Taylor was applecrisping the remote yesterday so everyone had to finish watching Jurassic Park 3.
by BurdyDird November 7, 2009
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applecourse

While in the produce aisle, I witnessed two apples having rotten applecourse
by All Access Andy February 4, 2009
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Applewhore

An idiotic Mac fanboy/girl who, in a fit of hatred, seem to believe that Bill Gates' Windows programs are a ripoff of Apple's original design for graphical interface.

Little do these Applewhores know that Apple Computers Inc. was founded by Steve Jobs, alongside his close friend and vice president, Bill Gates. Bill Gates designed running software called Mac-OS. Steve Jobs, along with much of Apple's staff, told Bill he was a retard and that his software sucked. Enraged, Bill Gates quit his job at Apple and formed his own company, Microsoft Corporation, on the basis of this program, which he now called Windows.
Dillon: Bill Gates is a really smart guy.
Brandi: No! He's just a con artist that stole Mac-OS from Steve Jobs!
Dillon: HA! What an Applewhore.
by celeryjackfreak February 17, 2009
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Upset The Applecart

This is when plans are made to do something or a way of doing things has been established, but then some know it all assfuck has to chime in with his/her bright idea. The consequences and repercussions of said assfuck throwing a monkey wrench into the clockworks is what ruins everything that has been running smoothly otherwise. This then causes confusion much like if a applecart would spill out and apples would roll all over the place in a crowded market.
Tony : Why is skippy trying to change the trip plans at the last minute, they were set in stone months ago?

Mike : I don't know that mother fucker is just trying to upset the applecart.
by TV CAR March 26, 2010
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Appalachian Applecart

Where you shave a girl's snatch so she'll think you're gonna munch on it… only to find out that she's flipped on her stomach, put in the full nelson and ass fucked like Elisabeth Shue in Leaving Las Vegas.
Damn, she must have rode the Appalachian Applecart last night... she's got razor burn and she can't shit straight.
by Swearengin August 27, 2012
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Applecross

by JIm September 22, 2003
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Applecorekiyo

Applecorekiyo is a tiktoker who is a huge fan of the character from Danganronpa, Korekiyo. Their content is about Korekiyo and they love Korekiyo.
Person 1: Hey have you watched Applecorekiyo’s new video?
Person 2: Yeah, it made me love Korekiyo!
by MeltingMellons June 28, 2021
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