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Bobbing For Apples In Hot Grease

A person with very bad acne. So much that it looks like they have been...bobbing for apples in hot grease! Yeah it's a gross one!
by SuperThought October 1, 2003
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bobbing for apples

Shopping, searching, scouting, etc. for Apple products to buy.
My old iPod broke yesterday, so I went to the electronics store to go bobbing for apples. That new iPhone sure looks nice...
by TheLightOfDay1 October 6, 2011
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Bobbing for Apples

When one (male) lies underwater naked in a hot tub such that at least his testicles are submerged, and his partner blindfolds his or herself and attempts to retrieve said testicles with his or her mouth.

Or do this in a public swimming pool to achieve the Orchard Variation.

Also see Bobbing for Assholes.
Dude, I went bobbing for apples last night and am still flossing the pubes out of my teeth.
by AppleCiderEnthusiast January 26, 2016
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where a female is blind folded and on her knees and a male stands over her head and while blind folded the female has to try to suck the males balls
Tamantha went bobbing for apples with Tyron.
by CarfagnoFazio September 10, 2006
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Bobbing for Apples

That girl was bobbing for apples in the hot tub on me last night.
by ShaneH Fap February 19, 2011
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when a girl jacks you off while sucks your balls
john:Justin bobbed my apples last night
justin: oh it was a pleasure i was just bobbing for apples
by jarrettchuck4 July 7, 2014
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Bobbing for Apples

a sex act in which you place an apple is a woman’s vagina and then precede to try to pull it out using your teeth
you: “i went bobbing for apples with jessica last night!”
your homie: “oh damn did you get one?”
you: “nah dawg it’s still stuck down there
by lil' BOBO September 12, 2020
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