by m-fun February 6, 2019

by The Return of Light Joker March 13, 2010

by Vaskhar May 27, 2020

a male or female sticks their 2 fingers from each hand into the ass or pussy, slides the rest in and start clapping inside the male or female
by CrayolaTwistables August 23, 2021

An explanation for your failures, so spectacular that even those you have let down will put their hands together.
Asked why there was no quarterly report, the vp replied, with the straightest of faces, that he had been abducted on his way to the office, given a medical exam by aliens aboard their UFO, and that the alien's dog did actually eat all his paperwork, and he was extremely sorry. An applausible excuse, it seemed, as he got a laugh from the CEO, clapping filled the conference room, and was not fired for two weeks.
by Monkey's Dad March 13, 2020

A young man/woman who will never give up no matter what life throws. A honest and astute businessman. Knowledge junkie!
by Omniscient 404 May 7, 2021

Shelly: It burns when I pee! I hate fucking vaginal applause.
Tina:...Vaginal applause?
Shelly:"The Clap" got too mainstream.
Tina: You're a fucking hipster, you know that right?
Tina:...Vaginal applause?
Shelly:"The Clap" got too mainstream.
Tina: You're a fucking hipster, you know that right?
by Hgray May 31, 2011
