Appendix Tickler

n.
A kidney stroker. A bout of backdoor work up the missus' chamber of horrors.

"Roll over love, I feel like an appendix tickler tonight. You'll like it. Not a lot, but you'll like it"

by SamThatBlokeInBognor May 21, 2005

appendicise

to place ones unwanted crap in an appendix

appendicise your next report by sticking half of it in the appendix

by Moses (2013) May 26, 2013

Papendick

Any ailment requiring a visit to a local clinic after a night of bad decisions.

7 Jagerbombs, and a pitcher of blue moon, and I blacked out. I just hope I didnt get papendick last night.

by Caceezy March 26, 2011

Apedick

A frumpy, uncircumcised penis. Similar in appearance to the penes of other great apes and twice as off-putting to potential partners.

"Nigel was acting like a total fuckwit the other day."

"Don't mind him dude, it's just that his Apedick makes him insecure."

by 1994and2011 June 25, 2017

appendeciding

The act of really scribbling your pen a lot to see if there's any ink left in it. Often accompanied with shaking the pen in between attempts of the circular (usu) scribbles.

Ralphie was trying to take notes on the important point being made, but was struck by a need of appendeciding.

Once upon a time, Picasso paid for bills with his appendeciding art.

by Leif June 10, 2006

Appendicited

Appendicited (Verb)

1. The word you use when you have appendicitis and you need to get your appendix removed.

2. When you just had your appendectomy surgery.

Always used in an over dramatic tone

I can’t take the trash out because I’ve been appendicited.

by Gceiufiydo;clgiefwguwefv August 23, 2022

Appendixplosion

When your appendix explodes from appendicitus and kills everyone around you.

"Oh did you hear about that suicide bomber in Iraq?"
"no he just had appendicitus and had an appendixplosion"
"ah poor guy"

by Corbs1234 March 28, 2009