Apparitional Corporate Leadership

Normally unseen leaders who make most of the major decisions in a dysfunctional corporation. These people appear based on what's in it for them but are completely clueless about ordinary work in the corporation. Like a Department of Apparitions on the top floors of a corporation.

I don't know, somebody up there in Apparitions. You know, the Department of Apparitional Corporate Leadership upstairs.

by chaptj August 5, 2010

confusticated combobulation apparatus

(noun)a complex device; or idea used to exploit pop culture for personal or public gain. dealing extremely of complication. a device that is not understood completely by women. an economic system where speculations and debt are the chief commodities. a word that can be used to describe anything that may be regarded with ignorance. sometimes used to define a specific type of person that can take responsbility for the creation or use of a complex object or tool.

(ad)confusticated combobulation apparatusesque:having state of confusion leading to a conspirated condition.

Bob said, "how many angels can you fit on the tip of a needle."
Jill said, "i don't understand; it's all just a confusticated combobulation apparatus to me."

by mulletboat June 5, 2009

apparati

created term to mean multiple apparatuses

The Sharper Image is a great museum of useless apparati

by brutedawg November 7, 2008

apparatchik

A person who is a cog in the wheel of a large, powerful organization, whether that organization is a government or a government-favored corporation.

"The choice between the American and Canadian healthcare models is simply a choice between different two different flavours of statism – each with somewhat different vices, it’s true (e.g., do you prefer higher prices or longer waits?), but ultimately coming down to a matter of the percentage to which control of your healthcare is exercised by people sitting in government offices as opposed to being exercised by people sitting in governmentally-privileged 'private' offices – but in either case by ambitious, avaricious apparatchiks who aren’t you."

by MrApparatchik September 15, 2011

laughing apparatus

Another word for the mouth

“Then she put my loaded yogurt rifle in and around her laughing apparatus”

by H Dog from skinflaps September 16, 2019

wario apparition

Wario apparition is a Super Mario 64 theory, derived from a creepypasta post on 4chan. In that post the Wario apparition was described as a large, floating Wario head which chases you down a hallway and draws its powers from mental instability. Once its powers reach a certain point, it escapes from the game and causes memory loss to the player.

Disclamer: this isn't actually a real thing

The Wario Apparition is something of a legend in the SM64 community.

by Otto Von Bismarck July 22, 2020

Amish Anal Apparition

Much like Ghost Sex but swapped genders andgay
As a female tell your man you want to have sex “Amish Anal Style” meaning you would do anal sex but through a hole in a sheet, but first he must “go into the bathroom, put on a button down shirt and a straw hat while you get ready; speaking during sex is frowned upon”
During the time your man is “getting ready” you can use a gay friend to hide under the sheet.
You will then go watch your man go to town on your gay friend’s butt hole, as he climax knock on the window and let him know he’s been Amish Anal Apparitioned

I used “Amish Anal Apparition” for revenge on my boyfriend for “Ghost Sex”.

by Officer Sunshine Thunderpants February 14, 2020