Apoopalypse

During an unusually voluminous defacation, the sensation that one's vital organs will be lost along with the fecal matter.

Jimmy scrawled a hurried last will and testament on the bathroom stall door, because he was shitting so fast and heavy that he thought surely this was the Apoopalypse.

by ram February 25, 2005

Whorton Hears a Poo

A little story about an elephant named Whorton who discovers a speck of fecal matter where a little town named Pooville takes place, home of the poos.

Everyone in the jungle refuses to believe him and wants the pop speck dipped in lava.

The poos are trying to get Whorton to hear them, but nothing can solve it other than uttering a big YOP!

The big creatures finally believe Whorton and Pooville along with its poos are saved.

Kid: I just read a book about a little town on a speck called Pooville where there are these creatures called poos.
Mom: What is it?
Kid: It’s called Whorton Hears a Poo.
Mom: Ok.

by gregben June 8, 2021

Apoorva Bae

The most amazing person you will ever meet in your life. Funny,silly,crazy,wild. She is intelligent,corsages and reliable and love to help other people in need. She is amazingly beautiful even tho she doesn't Believe it. She can have any guy she want but she always goes for the dumasses who will break her heart.

Guy 1: apoorva Bae she's bae

Guy 2: yeah she's pretty much perfect but she isn't a jerk about it

by Aporva August 21, 2014

apoocalypse

A devastating explosion of excrement.

Wow, have you seen the apoocalypse in the third floor toilets? Is it the HR department holding another dirty protest?' 'No, it's that new contractor from Wilmslow. The cleaners have put up a new sign in the toilet saying "Please leave these facilities in the condition that you would wish to find them", and he took it literally.'

by cuksocker December 18, 2010

Apoorva who loves crust

Someone you can trust. She is someone you don't want to let go off once you meet her. She doesn't realise her worth, and she gets awkwardly shy and cute. She puts everyone else before herself, and keeps a smile on. She has an amazingly good voice. She is Apoorva. It would take too long to describe every characteristic. That's how good she is.

Trust an Apoorva who loves crust.

by Swot September 23, 2019

Apoorv

General term to describe an indian guy who's got a way with indian ladies, plays a sport, and is ridiculously smart. basically, an indian badass

Example: Apoorv Kumar

by anotherkumar May 21, 2007

Apooh

Used to replace bullshit or to say "I can't even do it"

-Hey, can you grab me some grape drink?
-Apooh!

by Ty Ty Jenks October 21, 2009