I want to apologize

words spoken when the other person loses an argument with you by using a weapon

Hudson : You,re a dead meat
Carl : *hold a gun*
Hudson : I want to apologize

by Kayu Berkarat August 6, 2020

apologize

when rolling dice, if you throw a loser 2-3-12 on the first roll, you need to apologize by rolling a 7-11 winner on the next roll. usually accompanied by a snapping of the fingers.

As you throw the dice, "Apologize!"

by cregets July 14, 2007

Apologies

A way of appearing to say 'sorry' when actually you mean "fuck you for highlighting our mistake. We'll fix it, but not to please you. Don't think I'll forget this any time soon".

"I can see that there's an error on the latest budget report. Apologies for that." George Osbourne, 2013 Budget announcement.

by Fray Brentos December 16, 2013

Apologetics

The attempt to rationalize every single thing the Bible says, no matter how genocidal, homicidal, sexist, racist, or totally fucking ridiculous those things might be.

My apologetics class taught me all about how Moses's slaughter of the Amalekites was justified. I'm ready to teach Sunday School classes now.

by Expat227 December 31, 2008

newjeans apologize to lisa

you see someone use this phrase 9 times out of 10 they are a jobless loser. lacks common sense and/or a job (usually both). in rare cases theyll use the words "payola", or "fraudulent". cause no legitimate threat, just very...very annoying.

nonentity: NEWJEANS APOLOGIZE TO LISA

someone with common sense: here yall go...

logical person: didnt they do this last year?

by rvnn1e August 10, 2023

Apologization

The act of apologizing and a casual manner, usuallly in a non-serious way without meaning.

girl: I'm sorry that I kicked you in the balls

guy: oh. okay

*girl rolls her eyes.*

Apologization is always the key to unrealistic peace.

by Keru-Chan March 22, 2010

apologem

Gems that compensate players in Free to play video games

for the inconvenience with accidental server down or maintenance.

In Free to play video games, gems are hard earned resource by questing,grinding,

or directly purchased with real money.

They are used to purchase in-game items (that helps you progress speedy, remove frustration for questing,grinding).

When i logged in the game today, i noticed that i received Apologem from the developer team for the server down on last holiday.

by EiranKisotsu December 22, 2017