antiquing

v. an·tiqu·ing

Someone of youth engaging in sexual intercourse with an elderly person.

1. I met a geriatric and the next thing I know I'm antiquing!
2. You're so desperate you're game for some antiquing.

by TripJ October 27, 2009

antiquing

Least-said word by a Bender robot (Futurama).

Bender: Antiquing? *BOOM*

by Vash September 24, 2004

antiquing

Antiquing is similar to cougar hunting except it involves the initiation of amorous liasions with women who are very much your senior. Sometimes it may be the case that you are after the older woman cougar but end up with her mom.

Let's go antiquing tonight!

by Ericandstuff December 24, 2007

antique

To hit someone with a handful of flour while they are asleep, covering their heads. Results in the production of "nose muffins".

Let's antique his sleeping ass.

by Wade March 21, 2003

antiquing

The act of a young man looking for a cougar to sleep with.

Are you antiquing tonight?

by roninsteven September 20, 2012

antiquing

Destroying old furniture that you don't own, generally while intoxicated.

He went antiquing on his way home from the bar, cost me $65.

by kleerwater December 11, 2011

Antiquing

Similar to the term referring to shopping for older artifacts and objects, antiquing refers to a younger person sexually or romantically seeking the company of an older person.

Over the weekend, Jeff went antiquing at the local bar where he met Olivia who is 25 years his senior.

by nicknc001214 January 22, 2014