anilingus

Spreading apart those ass cheeks and licking ass

when doing anilingus you can taste what your partner had for breakfast

by jackdaniels September 1, 2004

going antiquing

When having sex with someone over the age of 65

I met this lady at bingo. If this go well, I'll totally be going antiquing tonight.

by KtK March 29, 2015

antiquing

When your hanging out with your friends and one of them falls asleep...you grab a handfull of flour, powder, etc. and chuck it at their face so they wake up and look like theyve collected dust.

sleeping person:"omfg what the hell!"
people who throw the flour:"we were antiquing you! lmao"

by karissa11 May 15, 2006

antiquing

v. an·tiqu·ing

Someone of youth engaging in sexual intercourse with an elderly person.

1. I met a geriatric and the next thing I know I'm antiquing!
2. You're so desperate you're game for some antiquing.

by TripJ October 27, 2009

antiquing

Least-said word by a Bender robot (Futurama).

Bender: Antiquing? *BOOM*

by Vash September 24, 2004

annilingus

when you are be getting your ass licked

Donny - 'Hey ted, i saw your dad doing annilingus on your mum last night.'

Ted - 'Cool.'

by woolbar August 23, 2008

anilingophile

A person with passion, acute knowledge and aptitude for ass-licking.

Anilingophiles like Michael Moore should stick to comedy, and leave politics to the grown ups.

by Captain PooNanny April 5, 2004