The gayest school that D.C. has to offer. The "guys" who attend the flaming school have never had girlfriends and have to pay girls to go out with them. Because they always get turned down by girls they've turned homo on each other and fuck each other. These dickless wonders that we refer to as "Gay Mother-fuckers" a.k.a St. Anselms Fags all give each other head. They are all ugly.. so motherfucking ugly. I feel bad for the girls who have been in contact with these flamers because. Funny thing is.. I am an Anselm Guy! Fuck Me fellow classmates of '05!!
" Look! A St. Anselm Guy is fucking his mom because that is the only woman that will give him the time of day!"
by Ben M. July 28, 2004
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THERE'S PEOPLE IN THE FOOD! On a more serious note, the food is worse than Valley Street Maximum Security Jail just 10 minutes away in the heart of the Queen City (t's very nice there). Highest recorded body count: 116, record goes to Joe. This poster knows of at least two brothels (greek life) on campus.
FUN FACT: Simping was invented in 1992 on September 25th at precisely 10:22 PM at Saint Ass when John Simp couldn't get it up with the girl's hockey captain.
"Too many stairs, 6/10" - IGN
"Smelly" - Particular Student Leader
"DIRTYYYYY DOMMMMMMMMMM" - Dead man
"Dom gave me gonorrhea, never trust a dom rat" - That dude in Hil
"Did you know that Uppers has A/C in every town house, but they only turn it on during Alumni weekend in the summer because admin is fucking misers?" - Ex Staff Member
"One of the monks just banned me from Dom" - Dom Rat
"Not enough chins" - Uppers Slut
Only thing Physical Pant is good for is hiring old washed out white doods.
THERE'S PEOPLE IN THE FOOD! On a more serious note, the food is worse than Valley Street Maximum Security Jail just 10 minutes away in the heart of the Queen City (t's very nice there). Highest recorded body count: 116, record goes to Joe. This poster knows of at least two brothels (greek life) on campus.
FUN FACT: Simping was invented in 1992 on September 25th at precisely 10:22 PM at Saint Ass when John Simp couldn't get it up with the girl's hockey captain.
"Too many stairs, 6/10" - IGN
"Smelly" - Particular Student Leader
"DIRTYYYYY DOMMMMMMMMMM" - Dead man
"Dom gave me gonorrhea, never trust a dom rat" - That dude in Hil
"Did you know that Uppers has A/C in every town house, but they only turn it on during Alumni weekend in the summer because admin is fucking misers?" - Ex Staff Member
"One of the monks just banned me from Dom" - Dom Rat
"Not enough chins" - Uppers Slut
Only thing Physical Pant is good for is hiring old washed out white doods.
SAC Student: I graduated Saint As with straight 'A's
UNH Student: Wow, congratulations, you must be very smart
SAC Student: Nah, I just blew the president
Local: Wow, you go to Saint As? Tulsi Gabbard was just there, did you see her?
SAC Student: No, I was too busy downing a couple kegs with my buddy dead on the couch
News Headline: "CDC investigating reports that COVID-19 originated from Dominic Hall in the Spring of 2019"
THERE IS NO MOLD AT SAINT ANSELM COLLEGE
UNH Student: Wow, congratulations, you must be very smart
SAC Student: Nah, I just blew the president
Local: Wow, you go to Saint As? Tulsi Gabbard was just there, did you see her?
SAC Student: No, I was too busy downing a couple kegs with my buddy dead on the couch
News Headline: "CDC investigating reports that COVID-19 originated from Dominic Hall in the Spring of 2019"
THERE IS NO MOLD AT SAINT ANSELM COLLEGE
by FababaTheHutt March 22, 2022
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A tight school on the way down. Used to be the best school in DC for guys not obsessed about their looks and dicks. now its just a bunch of fat kids better off dead. Go somewhere else. st. anselm's ain't better than public school really but least its better than zaga. u know st. anselm's don't have a rep but who cares college is way more important
St.As guy one: Life sucks dude.
St As guy two: yeah lets go shoot some pool
every girl: where the hell is st. anselm's?
St As guy two: yeah lets go shoot some pool
every girl: where the hell is st. anselm's?
by coolio mcdick September 25, 2005
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st. anslems guy: hey wats up
girl:what school do u go
st. anselms guy: Saint anselms's
girl: o u mean saint albans
st. anselms guy: yea...i am smarter than u because thats wat im told
girl: u are a gay nerd
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girl:what school do u go
st. anselms guy: Saint anselms's
girl: o u mean saint albans
st. anselms guy: yea...i am smarter than u because thats wat im told
girl: u are a gay nerd
St. anselms guy: skeet penis cock
by father peter February 7, 2005
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SR girl: Who is that bitch walking around with that loser?
another SR girl: Some bitch from NCS.....
another SR girl: Some bitch from NCS.....
by grlw/class#3 October 4, 2004
Get the st. anselm's mug.guy school where the only way they get girls to look at em is letting em free into their dances. No boys schools allowed at dances; would make competition too fierce, cuz the only girls they would be able to hit on are the slutty ncs or holten girls, cuz all the awesome girls (stone ridge DUH!) would be w/ the hottt landon and mater dei guys
st. anselms: this sux. all we got are the ncs girls, and theyll do anything for money. theyre not even hot!
mater dei: you get the sluts, and i get the smart hot ones!!HAHAHA
mater dei: you get the sluts, and i get the smart hot ones!!HAHAHA
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