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Pear of Anguish

AKA. Oral, Rectal, and Vaginal Pear.

A torture device shaped like a pear; had four segments which opened and closed at the turn of a screw at the top, like a flower opening its petals.

This torture gadget was inserted into the mouths or heretics, blasphemers, disturbers of the peace...

Or into the rectums of people convicted of sodomy. Homosexual men were especially vulnerable to this...

Or into the vaginas of women convicted of adultery or "sexual realtionships with Satan".

Often, the ends of the pear's segments were fitted with sharp tines, designed to rip into the throat, intestines, or cervix.

What ever cavity that the pear entered would face a range of things, from a slight expansion of the pear's segments and discomfort for the victim, up to total expansion and unrepairable (and very painful) mutilation of the cavity.
The pear of anguish... a little torture contraption that does major damage
by Lorelili March 25, 2005
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Angsting

(verb) the act of banging your head repeatedly against the nearest wall and saying "angst" over and over in a monotone voice.
Rick was not surprised to find Page angsting, he knew she had just lost a contest to get free passes to The Wizarding World of Harry Potter.
by 42IsTheMeaningOfLife March 6, 2010
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Angusing

The demon summoning ritual in which you need a evil scrawny minion to dance over fire chanting the words bonding usually taken part by angus and sunit.This event takes place every month and requires two human sacrifices
Angus:"sunit we need to start Angusing "
Sunit:"yes master will i get a treat tonight if i do the Angusing"
Angus:"Of course my pet"
by o-master-d January 13, 2009
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Anguity

Hostility received in the form of facebook comments.
Ric copped much anguity from his brother for posting about a dog.
by naitsirhc October 21, 2014
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anguish

acheafflictionagonyanxietydespairdistressgriefheartbreakpainremorseme

1.An emotion of negative intent. Anguish is something that lives, growing inside the human body and surviving by sapping all strength and will power from the prey.

2. Anguish is defined by the loss of my mother who was only forty-six, gone unexpectedly, tearing me in two the morning of.

3.A terrible gift to give others. I had to give it to my Nana, my mother's mother. I had to tell my Dad too. I didnt want to give it.

4. Something that can be beaten on some days, but always comes back strong.

5. Something one who grieves has to live with forever more.
Jenni cannot stand the anguish anymore.

The anguish of losing Mom too soon is unbearable.

Jenni can beat the anguish. one day.
by missyoutlf October 16, 2008
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void of existential anguish black

What all black crayons should be named.
Person 1: What's your favourite crayola colour?
Person 2: Void of existential anguish black.
Person 1: Oh. That's nice..
by Bulat butter April 6, 2017
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Angutivik

A very handsome man who is also very smart and very compassionate about everything, inside he's very anxious but very awesome to hangout with and always a great time to be with
"have you met an Angutivik? he's so handsome and nice"
by rain over raleigh sheeesh November 19, 2021
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