Angus Lachlan Small

Angus Lachlan Small is a word that can be widely used in many ways. An extremely handsome man that strives for as much of the female genitalia as possible. He is a hero we have but do not deserve. He is so chunky yet so simple and has girls get lost in his gaze on the regular. Angus Lachlan Small may attract many humans of the female sex but has a crave for men. Angus Lachlan Small has an addiction to sniffing people and can be very serious and most common in southern Alabama. Angus Lachlan Small tends to sniff his grandpa as he is busy beating his grandma.

1: Dude you were getting around at that party last night, you were basically an Angus Lachlan Small.
2: Why are you sniffing me? i think you should go to rehab you definitely have Angus Lachlan Small.
3: Oi last night all the girls wanted you but you went for the men you cheeky Angus Lachlan Small.

by ANGUS_SMALLISHOT October 23, 2018

angus mcfife

Not to confuse with Angus McFife XIII
Angus McFife is the legendary hero who managed to defeat Zargothrax in the year 992 and thus saved not only the mighty city of Dundee but also the whole Kingdom of Fife

Which Angus McFife will defeat Zargothrax in the next album?

by Dundax himself May 27, 2020

Dave Angus Syndrome

"Dave Angus Syndrome" is when a man develops a full pair of breasts often referred to as "moobs" or "Davangus Moobaloids". The condition is more common amongst gingers, and usually brings on bouts of denial, with most sufferers claiming to have "pecs" due to all the "pumping iron"

"Man I woke up this morning with a couple of DD's"

"Damn, I think you must have Dave Angus Syndrome"

by Jarmeister November 28, 2011

pepper your angus

Prepare yourself for some serious shit. Adapted from "prepare your anus."

You'd better pepper your angus for leg day today.

by Miley Hepatitis May 14, 2015

angus

1. A brand of beef
2. Guitar player for AC/DC
3. MacGyver's first name

1. i had some nice angus beef burgers
2. Angus was a kickass guitar hero
3. There written in flame on a castle wall, was his name: Angus! "Oh," said a maiden, "it's a beautiful name." "Maybe in your time," MacGyver replies, "but where I come from... "

by lab189 December 9, 2008

Angus

Typically a Scottish name for a guy. He is a very attractive person who will make you laugh all day long. Not to mention he is sweet, kind and has an amazing body. You won’t be able to keep your eyes off of him! He is a tiny bit special but that’s okay because it contributes to his amazing personality.

Person: Hey Angus!

Angus: Hellow

by aftersun123 April 21, 2019

Angus

A man with a dick so huge that most girls can only choke on it or stare in amazement.

Person 1: OMG is that Angus?!
Person 2: Yeah I heard he accidentally killed Julie.

by Six nine bitches November 14, 2018