anger issues

you have trouble not getting mad

dude you have anger issues

by wipple bipple February 19, 2021

anger beard

A beard grown as a physical manifestation of one's disgust or disappointment with life.

This lousy world doesn't deserve to see my face so I'm growing an anger beard.

by alrazor November 5, 2009

Anger Turd

The feces that one leaves for another person to find out of spite.

Amber Heard left an anger turd on Johnny's side of the bed.

by Anya Christina Harris April 30, 2022

Angery

A joking way to say that you are angry or upset but you actually aren't

Can also be used in a condescending way towards people who get angry at things that are very obviously jokes

1. Person1: *runs friend over in video game*

Person2: *chuckles* "aNgery"

2. Person1: *runs friend over in video game*

Person2: "PERSON1 WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT!?"

Person1: *baby voice* "oh, are you angery? Did you get very slightly inconvenienced because I tried to make this a little more fun?"

Person2: "I hate you so much"

by Dömbryßi January 17, 2020

Post Food Anger

Post Food Anger or PFA is a disease that causes the victim to turn to violence after the victim ingests any type of food (chocolate muffins, chicken sandwiches, pizza, etc.). There are certain stages to Post Food Anger such as swearing, changing the subject of the conversation, denial, getting up and leaving, silence, making stupid faces for attention, and acceptance.

The unique factor about Post Food Anger is that the stages do not have any particular order to them and can occur at any time after the victim has ingested the food. Most times the sudden and violent outbreaks occur in front of many people, leaving everyone very confused and understandably scared for their lives.

Student 1: Wow isn't lunch wonderful today!

Student 2: Yeah lunch tastes delicious!

Student 3: F*ck you guys.

Student 1: Oh don't worry, he just has Post Food Anger.

by CitrusMBD May 7, 2012

anger bleeds

When you get so angry, you summon the demon known as your period. This, in return, makes you more angry so you lose your cool in Walmart, and then a Walmart employee apologizes for your shitty day. To avoid the anger bleeds, smoke a fuckton of weed.

Rae: I was so pissed that I started my period

Brooke:you done got the anger bleeds.

Rae:Hold me

by Rae$ April 6, 2017

anger aggressions

Mixture of anger issues and aggressions, meaning intense anger.

"What's wrong?"
"Ugh, I'm having anger aggressions because of my boss!"

by lucishoe September 27, 2021