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Eating Carrots Analy

Something that does not tighten your boy holes.
James: Yo bro what are you doing?

Jerry: I'm eating carrots analy, it's supposed to tighten my boy holes.

James: Don't do that it doesn't work I tried last week.
by Low taper tiddy man March 21, 2025
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Anal Wanker

A nickname for the generic EDM producer Alan Walker
(In a sarcastic way) "OMG I love Anal Wanker best DJ ever!"
by EDMInternetWarrior August 25, 2019
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Real Analysis

High school calculus done right™️

As a well-established branch of pure mathematics, real analysis is known for being notoriously hard. This is due to hoardes of ill-prepared students not realizing that they've only studied baby mathematics previously.
Charles: Man, I thought calculus in high school was legit until I studied real analysis for the first time.
James: Yeah, it's the point in my life where I understood that my analysis of math just got real.
by EpicScientician September 17, 2021
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anal stickling

When you shove a stick into the rectum of another person for sexual gratification.
"You better watch it, I am going to shove this stick up your ass."
Bert replied, " Hey now, you want to threaten me with an anal stickling you had better be prepared to carry it out, hehehehe."
by Nutzen YerMouf March 4, 2018
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anal tongue dart

The act of using your tongue for anal intercourse.
I knew my girlfriend was going down on me, I just didn't know she was going to slip me the anal tongue dart!
by Veritas Caput April 14, 2014
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Anal Shoehorn

The act of prying open a womans anus with ones fingers to allow for a larger opening to insert an erect penis. Once the penis is inserted the fingers are slowly withdrawn in a similar manner to a regular shoehorn to allow for intercourse to begin
My cock wouldn't fit in that chicks ass so I had to give her an anal shoehorn
by seedy old man August 4, 2012
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letter of anal marque

permission to be a butt pirate.

a letter of marque is granted by the government and basically allows people to be pirates. a letter of anal marque is granted by ones pastor and allows them to bang men.
obama got a letter of anal marque so he divorced michelle
by lil kid fucker November 8, 2018
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