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African Americant

The term used to describe the extremely rare black person who can't play basketball/dunk.
Man, Jarmelius can't even dunk, what an African Americant! He better start working on his rap career.
by Dr. C mccbabymcfreshnutznasty December 4, 2009
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americana sauce

(noun) - semen, cum coming from an American male usually one who feels they have high status.
"Iraq can swallow my americana sauce" - George W. Bush to Dick Cheney
by Yuhasz October 16, 2005
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Anti-Americatard

A twelve year old who just got his first pube logging onto Urbandictionary.com when his mommy isn't watching to post horrifically slanted definitions into the 'America' and 'United States of America' sections.

Newsflash: There are dumb Americans. There are dumb Brits. There are dumb French people. There are dumb people in every country of every nation in the world.

I'm not sure whether most of these definitions come from other countries (most likely European, where America is defined merely by George Bush and McDonalds) or by underprivileged American kids who think its cool to hate America.

Many criticize the US's ill conceived wars in the middle east. Yes, the Iraq war wasn't the smartest idea. But we vote for leaders to make decisions, and they lie like the crooks they are. Any country with a parliament knows that politicians don't listen to their constituents. Don't act like America is any different.

America has made mistakes, like every other country in the world. Stop acting like you're so perfect.
Johnny: Oh boy! Mommy left her computer on so I can go post stuff I heard on some French kid's myspace to Urbandictionary! I are smart!

Pierre: You Americans are stupider than us!
Beck: What's your IQ?
Pierre: 85.
Beck: The bell curve is a bitch, isn't it?

Anya: I saw on TV that George Bush got his hand stuck in a door, and that McDonalds makes money. That means every single American is fat and stupid! Hah, logic wins again!

Gilligan: You American gits started a war for no reason.
Harry: Excuse me, what was the War of Jenkin's Ear?
Gilligan: That happened hundreds of years ago, and it was the government's decision, not the people!
Harry: Yup. Just like every American got to vote on whether they wanted war.
Gilligan: ...
Harry: Where's Guy Fawkes when you need him?

All examples of conversations with Anti-Americatards
by billy_buddy_of_doom5 December 6, 2009
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americantrash

Fat, ignorant americans who don't have a clue of anything which is not american. They are particulary ignorant in geography world cultures and world history. They think the US owns the world (a world which they don't know anything about). They never vanture out of the US and only go on holiday in the US itself.Ah..and they're always talking about which country the US should attack next without even knowing anything about that country or where it is.
'I was talking to this american women when I asked her to name one European country. She answered "Ah! there's that one with the kangaroos!" ....She is such an americantrash'
by maljoabe May 10, 2009
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Americana

It is a term mainly used to promote modern progressive country, modern western swing, contemporary folk, roots rock, rockabilly, and other American roots music genres not popular in the mainstream.
Other terms for this include "Alternative Country," "No Depression" (this name came from the title of an Uncle Tupelo album and is also the name of the leading Americana Music magazine), "Insurgent Country," "Cowpunk" (in the 1980s), and other names.
by Bradley Olson November 3, 2004
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Americanisation

Where somehow the unpleasant and unloving way of living life is somehow attractive and everyone else in the world tries to copy, ultimately making the world a much less nice place.
There is this guy in School. Everyone hates him but unfortunately he has loads of money, meaning he has power (that's how things work in the primitive economic world of the school yard) so everyone pretends to agree with him, and picks on the people he doesn't like.

George: I hate that like Iraqi kid.
Tony: Yeah! Me too!
George: Let's beat him up!
Tony: Yeah!

Eventually, all the other kids will gang up on the other guy and beat him up, and it'll be the ones that got really picked on - like the Iraqi kid and the Vietnamese one - who will be kicking him where it hurts. But when they kick him in the testicles, they won't call it that. They won't be kicking in the goolies, the couille, the ÿéöî, the Ei, or any of their traditional words for the gonads. They'll be kicking him in the nuts, and that's americanisation for you.
by Triple C January 15, 2006
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americana

The americana is a term used in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu to specify the lateral keylock known in judo as ude-garami (arm entanglement).
he left his arm exposed so i busted out an americana on his ass.(jiu-jitsu)
by jonnybee November 8, 2007
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