America's Got Talent

A "reality-based" gameshow where Americans, desperate to live their so-called "dreams" by winning a million dollars and becoming professional entertainers, perform in numerous rounds of competition in which they are judged by two non-Americans and a comedian with no discernable real talent. Contestants are kept on or rejected by popular vote regardless of merit or the judging panel's opinions.

Host: "Welcome to America's Got Talent! Piers, you didn't like this act... but America has voted.. and... WE'LL SEE YOU IN LAS VEGAS!!!"

by Humwriter September 7, 2011

America's Next Top Hooker

This is a fake TV show from the video game: Grand Theft Auto 4. This show is obviously making fun of the terrible show: America's Next Top Model. In reality the two shows achieve the same thing, which is judging women solely based on there bodies.

I was playing Grand Theft Auto and I heard an advertisement for "America's Next Top Hooker" on the radio, while I was running over hookers. It was funny.

by Brymlee November 14, 2012

America's Beard

Mexico. That is all.

Mexico is America's beard.

by Aif January 27, 2008

america's dick

a term used to describe Florida, because of its shape as it hangs from the country.

dude 1: dude, i have to go to Florida.. i hate Florida!!

dude 2: yea i hate america's dick too!!!

by LostSoulColo69 August 26, 2012

America's Hat

The country that is above America, which is Canada.

person #1- in reality... Canada is America's Hat

person #2- WTF are you talking about?

person #1- well just look on a map, canada is sitting on America's head, we are America's Hat!

person #2- you idiot..

by Murocks March 14, 2009

America's Funniest Home Videos

A show where you watch supposedly humorous home video clips of people. 90% of the "funny" stuff is people randomly falling down or tripping over something.

"Hay man did u watch America's Funniest Home Videos?? The guy fell down!! HAHA!"

"Yea. It was.. unfunny. To say the least."

by SomeBadJOKE October 23, 2007

America's Army

A game idea based on the US army to recruit noobs into the military.

Just because you can snipe someone on the screen doesn't mean that you won't get your ass beat by some towelhead in the middle east with an RPG.

The day where we can use a mouse and keyboard to shoot someone, America will truly kick some ass.

by Bud Wise June 29, 2004