Amador County

County in the heart of the motherlode, but is now infested by rednecks.

Lets go to the gosh durn wal-mart in Amador County.

by amadorcountysucks March 17, 2008

Bald guy from amazon

He is the richest person in the world. That's about it.

"hey, you know that bald guy from amazon"
"yeah, he is really rich"

by big nibba peter griffin October 24, 2018

amazon alexa

The spy that amazon made for the CIA to spy on you

The amazon Alexa is stupid

by NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! October 25, 2017

Amazonukkah

When Christmas really lasts 8 days because the presents take longer to deliver from Amazon.com than anticipated by the purchaser. This is often caused by the reckless use of Super Saver Shipping on items which were bought on Christmas Eve. As a result, the presents are received in small amounts each day over an 8 day period, similar to Hanukkah.

Kid 1: Did you get everything you wanted for Christmas?

Kid 2: I dunno, we're celebrating Amazonukkah this year. My parents are real procrastinators. FML

by Snarky Puppy December 28, 2009

Amazonphobia

Amazonphobia is the extreme fear of online shopping, mainly found in people over the age of 45

sorry i can't do online shopping for Christmas, my mother has amazonphobia

by Sir Trash January 18, 2021

Amazon Rental

Purchasing an item on Amazon to use briefly with no intention of keeping it. This is often done to impress others or to address a short term problem.

George: Brah, I just scored a gig to play at a huge music festival. I'm going to look like a schlep with this shitty guitar I have.

Ken: Amazon rental to the rescue!

George: Say what?

Ken:. Buy it and return it like a month later. It's a win win. You'll be drowning in roadie ass for free!

George: Genius!

by MrMojoRisin17 September 20, 2021

Amazombie

A customer who thinks that all websites should adopt Amazon's sales tactics, such as free 2-day shipping on anything they buy. (Alludes to Amazon brainwashing people into thinking that all websites should offer what they offer).

This Amazombie gave my online store a bad rating because he thinks he shouldn't have to pay for shipping!

by Shopkeeper August 10, 2017