Alvaro

A bitch ass mexican who thinks he can become a billionaire withoit going to college.

Look at him he looks like a Alvaro now he works at a mexican restaurant.

by heyyy420cool April 30, 2016

Alvaro

Someone who is sexually excited by vomit.

" I didn't know she was into Alvaro!"

by Ykcirt7 January 4, 2010

Alvaro

%100 Asian or South American.
Only thing special about them is that they are nice sometimes.
Thats all you need to know.

See Alvaro? Watch out, he sometimes just beats the shit out of people lol.

by LoveLoveA May 29, 2019

Alvaro

Literally just a retard who acts half his age and is beyond immature. being around this nigga for even a minute will make doubt his age. he’s got a hot sister too

That nigga is such an Alvaro he’s so retarded.

by Hehejeje June 10, 2020

Alvaro

The stupidest person alive. Not to mention, he is gay asf. This man is the epitome of a brain tumor whenever you are around him. The size of his dick resembles the half of an atom. If you have an Alvaro in your life...God bless your soul.

Alvaro is the stupidest mf alive.

by Spooky Schnitzel November 22, 2021

Alvaro

An ugly fuck who is constantly high and doesn’t know how to strike a conversation. Alvaro’s are chill though, almost to chill, to the point where they want to do nothing. Will claim about dating a bunch of girls but has never actually had real proof of it. He’s an okay guy though overall

Yo ur a tucked Alvaro

by Daddy fax February 3, 2020

Alvaro

An illegal gay Mexican that beats his meat while listening to old record players.

Kid#1:Hey what’s sup with that new kid?

Kid#2:Oh he’s an Alvaro.
Kid#1: Pass me the phone, I’m calling ICE!

by Digital_Grim March 4, 2019