aulophobia

A phobic condition involving flutes and other woodwind instruments suffered by gentlemen of Arabic descent who have older uncles. see adelphirexia

"Oh irrascable uncle Mohammed of the guild of donkey bottom wipers I cannot do that even though it is a tradition in our family due to my being aulophobic!"

Aulophobia is not thought to be contagious, except in Bedford.

by SaRiN STePPeNWoLFe September 2, 2006

Aphobia

Aphobia is prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism by an individual against an individual who identifies as Asexual.

Jay: I identify as Asexual
Jack: Is that because you can't hold a relationship longer than 2 weeks?
Jay: Wow aphobia much........

by UltimateDoge May 25, 2022

alcophobia

N: A sickness describing someone who is irrationally afraid of drinking booze.

Jimmy doesn't party because he suffers from alcophobia.

by Bart Wolek August 25, 2007

asliphobia

hating, bullying, condescending etc. asli. her twitter handle is @dykotas but she might change it bc she does that every week

asli is a whore, i’m proud of being a part of a community with asliphobia.

by yioduh February 1, 2020

aphobia

Fearlessness. From the Greek words "a" (here: not) and "phobia" (fear)

Happy are those who have aphobia! (aphObia)

by Smily February 7, 2008

assphobia

One whom is deathly afraid of penetrating the depth of the tar star.

Nena needs someone that does not have assphobia....she likes to piitb.

by Mianosm November 21, 2006

altophobia

The fear of heights, or of falling.

One of the most common fears is altophobia.

by Magillan October 1, 2007