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Altitude Bogeys

Bogeys that accumulate in altitude areas only
These altitude bogey appear from nowhere. Bogeys found in altitude. When you at a great altitude and the altitude bogeys appear
by Oggy1233 January 14, 2020
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bad altitude

Similar to a "bad attitude", but more specifically refers to those who think they are far above others in a social group or situation. Can be compared to the older definition of having one's "nose in the air."

Using the term has the added benefit of often causing others hearing it to attempt to correct the user; "Don't you mean 'bad attitude?'" "No, 'bad altitude' is bad attitude, squared."
"Did you see the way Jim was acting during that meeting? Like everyone else there was beneath him. Jim has a really bad altitude."
by Chuckl88 August 22, 2012
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losing altitude

when you realize that your high is wearing off and need to smoke more weed
Jim:dude i'm losing altitude hand me tht bong

Dude:don't worry i am too let's smoke enuff to keep us flying for awhile
by chodey 2 December 24, 2009
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altitude abuse

A term used by sky divers and base jumpers alike to refer to wasted altitude that could have been used as free fall time but was negated due to a lack of testicular fortitude, resulting in an early parachute pull.
It was Derrick's first jump so he freaked and he threw his chute only 5 seconds in. Total altitude abuse.
by Pete Samp December 1, 2009
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altitution

Going up hill in high elevation...sometimes up hill both ways.
Hey bro! Be careful biking in Big Bear California, they have high altitution!
by Triple DG June 4, 2017
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Altiturd

The act of taking a massive shit in an airplane lavatory

A massive turd at high altitude, hence the name
"I had a massive altiturd while on my way to San Francisco. I think some of the people in the back row could smell it"

"Gimme a minute. I gotta drop an altiturd"
by crazychar4 January 19, 2014
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altitudinally challenged

A certain bastard who cant handle being more than 10 feet off of the ground without completely pissing himself.
Bill completely had a fit on the airplane. What an altitudinally challenged short-bus-window-licker!
by El Rey de los Memes Dankó February 14, 2014
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