aloura

Aloura is a naturally beautiful girl who will always be there for you. She is nice to everyone and doesn't judge, if you know an Aloura then you are a lucky bitch.

Aloura went for the black one

by The truth peeps July 13, 2017

girls aloud

More manufactured pop (what's new?), but at least with some talent (they can all sing... a bit).

Kimberley Walsh has a very nice arse it must be said. The rest are average at best.

I have no idea why I just spent some valuable time typing this.

by Glen August 4, 2004

alturd

a greasy, sweaty shit, usually clay texture or a soft dough

yesterday i took an alturd that stuck to the toilet while i flushed it

by Mpatrick87 October 27, 2007

Leach Alound

When a handjob is given during the act of anal sex, by a chinese man.

Chinese Man 1: Ooooh that hurt soo good.
Chinese Man 2: Here I give you leach alound make it better!

by Ron Roberto July 9, 2010

Girls Aloud

god you bind twats! they have NO talent and are so covered in makeup they look like well...chavs, which is all they are, so please dont compliment them. they suck.

girls aloud - townie scum

by bitchybitch May 13, 2005

Girls Aloud

stupid manufactured bubblegum pop group. Complete wannabes who cant sing and like to diss other bands and other singers. Complete chavs, rely on their looks to sell records, and even dissed a show identical to the one they were created on, they are fame hungry...fan base consists mainly of ten year olds. They dont write their own songs, it would be a blessing if they were shot into space and never seen or heard of ever again....

randomer: You going to the girls aloud concert then?
randomer 2: I would rather eat my own feaces than listen to a scrawny group of chavs trying to lip sync to a 'song' whilst getting it on with some chairs
randomer: I guess your right....

by moonylunar December 28, 2005

Girls Aloud

An oxymoron if ever there was one - a Popstars/Pop Idol band that people gave a flying fuck about come their second album. Especially Louis Walsh, as he could (and should, lets be honest) retire on the money they roll in for him.

Also seem to have been chosen for FHM centrefolds more than anything else: Cheryl has large breats (and a mean right hook, just ask that toilet attendant), Nicola has nice legs, Nicola is the obligitory ugly one...and I forgot which of the other two is which, but one has a nice ass, and the other is a good all rounder.

Watch one of their videos and notice that, rather than miming, Cheryl is stooping to show off her cleavage etc.

by OD Smith May 10, 2005