agoraphobia

The fear of open places! also it is the name of a song by incubus

im not going outside, i have agoraphobia, dumbie!

by lora! April 21, 2004

Agoraphobia

The fear of, LEAVING YOUR FUCKING HOUSE AND NOT BEING ABLE TO GO TO FUCKING DISNEYWORLD AND HUMPING MICKEY MOUSE!

Bobby: Hey bud wanna go to disneyworld?
Albert: NO I HAVE AGORAPHOBIA AND IM SCARED OF MICKEY MOUSEEEEEEEEEEE!
Bobby: Fuck you!

by ShuBaby October 15, 2017

Agoraphobia

An illness usually self-diagnosed by the unemployed as an excuse to stay home and masturbate or play Wii.

-David Thorne

-Can you buy me some Jergens on the way back? My agoraphobia -and my current financial stare- won't let me do the shopping.

by ElDavidNG September 8, 2010

alexaphobia

The fear of an Alexis, Alexa, or Alexandra. They tend to be really creepy.

I have alexaphobia and I am freaked out when Alexis frightens me.

by ImpossibleGirl I:G July 18, 2016

agoraphobia

1. The fear of people with the name Gore. this is especially Al Gore (The guy from Al Gore's Global Warning)

2. The fear of the Outside This is mainly seen with Drugees and EMO's

Guy 1: I have a real agoraphobia
Guy 2: Yeah i Know Al Gore is a scary son of a *****
Guy 1: No dumb ass I'm afraid of the outside
Guy 2: Bye, i dont Hang out with Freaking EMOs

by Mobmaster December 27, 2007

Aionophobia

Fear of Eternity or Infinite Time

Jordan rejected Eternal Life because of his fear of Aionophobia....

by CrowRomaMagnon April 28, 2020

Alphaphobia

Fear of the alphabet

Therapist:You have been diagnosed with Alphaphobia
Alphaphobic:*screams internally*

by Hi you have polio May 13, 2020