When she’s doing the splits on your face, and you make a Tim Allen noise into her pussy. Then, with incredible aim you bounce her off your face onto your dick. Then finally turn her over, spin around and continue fucking.
Person 1: yo, I was eating Stacy out last night and I hit her with the Double Reverse Tim Allen.
Person 2: How the hell did you get into my house?
Person 2: How the hell did you get into my house?
by godsunfinishedcreation October 5, 2021
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"Life without a Derek is a life without happiness" - Anonymous
"Life without a Derek is a life without happiness" - Anonymous
Joe: Hey girl, wanna hit me up for the best time of your life?
Girl: Nah, I'm too blinded by Derek Allen to see anyone else.
Girl: Nah, I'm too blinded by Derek Allen to see anyone else.
by LiyahGem January 1, 2015
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A kid that lives in blairsville Ga he is an amazing athletes but most of his friends have a small penis which their names are Chris, drake, hunter, and also Kyle!
He is known for his talent in soccer and football and is loved by every bitch in the world.
He is known for his talent in soccer and football and is loved by every bitch in the world.
by Thesamanthaslayer December 14, 2019
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Get the super-duper-allen mug.A large group of workers pin down a coworker who has been housin while lacking the authority to do so and the worker asks his "homeboys" not to fuck with him because he is a crazy badass pimp. The coworkers then piss and shit all over him and allow a homosexual colleague to fuck his asshole.
Jon: hey bitch go clean the fucking toilet.
Aaron: fuck you I'm tired of your shit don't make us dirty allen you.
Aaron: fuck you I'm tired of your shit don't make us dirty allen you.
by pimpdazzle July 14, 2009
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As the Doctor removed the colonoscope, the rather inquisitive nurse was rewarded with a dirty Allen.
by M&S Productions January 6, 2017
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