Alistair

1. Name; Etymology behind this man's name is "Defender of Men".
2. Strong, courageous, English man's name.

1. "Wow, did you see Alistair on the beach? He took on the zombie invasion hordes alone with just a broadsword!"

2. "Wow, look at Alistair's hair today. I want to bone him."

by Lauren_the_Lovely May 26, 2009

Alastair

Alastair is a girls dream because he is handsome

Alastair you are the best

by The answer men June 2, 2017

Alastair Sim Boys

--Proper noun

An affiliation dedicated to the celebration of Alastair Sim as Ebenezer Scrooge in The Christmas Carol (1951). This group often rumbles with the Reginald Owen's Boys, who have opposing views on the matter. The rumbles happen annually around Christmas time, and often take place in local parks.

Werewolf: Who's your favorite Scrooge?
Dunce: Patrick Steward.
Werewolf: And this is why you'll never be part of the Alastair Sim Boys.

by theedingo1 November 21, 2010

Alistair

good at everything loves punching people and says its a reflex, very good at cricket and boxing always very hot, has a huge penis and all the girls love him

omg is that Alistair he's so good at everything and he's so hot

by yourmumsellsplasticbags0404040 August 22, 2019

alistair scott

A crazy person no one likes except himself. He listens to too much Green Day, and has no interest in music or his family

James: oh is that Alistair Scott
William: yeah he is so weird

by Skeleton secretary October 16, 2017

alastair

alastair is the most kind hearted guy to ever exist. at first glance you may think he’s just a small tried that doesn’t care but really he’s the most amazing and funniest person you will ever meet. he’s not only handsome but funny too, he’ll make you laugh like there’s no tomorrow. sometimes he can be a real softy but doesn’t like to show it much if there’s other people around. you’re one lucky girl if you date alastair, he’s BOYFRIEND MATERIAL. he makes everyone feel good and make sure everything is perfect. he puts other people first and will always check up on you no matter what time of day it is. his eyes are blurry than the sky, i could get lost in them if i stare any longer. not only is he all this but he’s got a pretty big pipe too ;). over all he’s just everything amazing. i love alastair

alastair is so perfect

i love alastair

by notonelie2 October 13, 2019

Alastair

A very introverted guy who’s quiet on the outside but secretly judges everyone on the inside. He can be extremely nice and caring if you’re someone important to him. Average in looks but his mysterious aura is definitely attractive. Would rather spend time watching anime at home instead of going out to party with his friends. Can be a pervert sometimes but that’s just because he’s a big ol’ weeb. He might come off as snobbish or arrogant at first sight (he’s just shy) but honestly a really cool guy to be around if you get close to him. The type of guy who you can have deep conversations with til 3 am. Try to get to know an Alastair better and you’ll find out that he’s surprisingly very intelligent, witty and hilarious!

Girl: Ah, I’m sooo wet now!
Boy: Oh yea, I’m doing great
Girl: Ugh, not because of you! Alastair just walked by!
Boy: Ah crap, I just wetted myself too. I wish I was an Alastair!

by akanechan69 August 25, 2019