Alcalogic

Alcalogic: logic used by an alcoholic.

Alcalogic : taking a taxi to avoid a DUI.... then getting charged with grand theft auto.

by Water Dawg February 7, 2018

Alchologically Challenged

The inabillity to sustain prolonged drinking sessions before loosing all reasoning.

Alchologically Challenged, don't be ridiculous, I've spilt more beer down my waistcoat than you've supped all night.

by Lucy Mitchell January 19, 2009

Alcolol

After drinking Alcohol, You will do this.

Dude we are gonna be so Alcololling tonight after we drink!

by Alek Viselli February 2, 2008

alcoLOLic

someone who can't get enough LOL jokes when drunk, or, someone who can't get enough LOLjokes about drunks.

"oh man, we should take a pic of that passed out chick that we drew all over and label it with a stupid caption, and publish it on the internets."

"you are an alcoLOLic."

by alcoLOLz March 25, 2009

alcoLOL

a picture of a drunk person, captioned with funny, cute, ridiculous, or nonsense words in IMPACT font. Like a LOLcat, but more of a LOLdrunk.

take a picture of that wasted kid in line ordering at a 24hr McDonald's... we can caption it 'I CAN HAZ CHEEZBURGER?'

that is an alcoLOL.

by alcoLOLz March 25, 2009

alcologged

Alcologged... Like being waterlogged, BUT WITH ALCOHOL!

I drank so much last night, I'm so alcologged.

by SkitzoCrab March 12, 2014

alologies

When something is funny but you still feel the need to apologise for it

When you've tripped a brother over by accident. "my alologies Bro"

by Jimmybro July 24, 2017