Alcolog

The post-binge drinking excretion while hungover. Usually therapeutic though unpleasant

Man, I hope the alcolog comes soon, I'm absolutely hanging right now

by Doug.m9 June 1, 2023

AlcoLOLic

An individual that combines their love of alcohol with their love of a good laugh, especially online.

As their alcohol intake rises they laugh harder and their comebacks become snappier until the critical point is passed and they, and their posts, go into sharp decline.

Normally, at this point, wine is spilt on to the keyboard and they flounce off to bed.

John: Wow, Cookiee is getting funnier and funnier tonight.

Sean: She's an alcoLOLic, her funniness is in direct correlation to her alcohol intake.

John: She love's da vino!!!

coined the term Lady Tryhard SadassSydneySider Hyperado

by JustJayne September 11, 2010

alcolol

Funny or embarrassing circumstances that arise from the consumption of alcohol

M: "Did you hear about J last night?"

E: "No, what happened?"

M: "She was so wasted she followed K around all night trying to score him"

E: "Alcolol!"

by spinme January 11, 2008

Alcologic

The precise accounting of the your drunkenness in comparison to others around you to determine that because your company is more belligerent than you, you are not really an alcoholic. Alcologic is often used to determine whether it is socially acceptable to get more retarded

Jack was two pitchers deep, but Jill was passed out with a mustache drawn on her face, so the alcologic dictated it was time for shots

by DiamondDouche July 12, 2023

alcohog

A person who drinks more than their fair share of alcohol.

I bought a pitcher of ale the other night and drank one pint. dave drank the rest of the pitcher all by him self. What an alcohog!

by Beau M. December 22, 2005

alcologic

explanations given by a person that has been drinking and that only make since to them

heard in bar--Just ignore Louis he is using alcologic again

by Conn July 12, 2005

Alologise

To apologise for something that you still find hilarious.

Emma alologised to Gareth for upsetting his balance and causing him to fall in the pig pen.

A while later, Gareth dropped a carton of wet fish on Emma while she slept.

"So sorry," Gareth alologised.

by Tyhannasaurus September 9, 2010