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Alcoholist

As opposed to an alcoholic who drinks to satisfy an addiction, an Alcoholist is like an optimist and views the cup as half full (of beer). They will take any event and use it as an excuse to drink like passing an exam, failing an exam, or the half birthday of their dead cat.
No dad, I'm an alcoholist!
by ShitSmith60 February 19, 2018
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alcoholics

A person who would drink , day and night, well get booze whenever they can..ruins their life..and those that are close to them
alcoholics:" Im gonna drink until fat guys turn into hot models"
by im not a druggie March 17, 2006
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alcoholist

Discrimination against alcoholics. Legislation and practices that unfairly remove the rights of alcoholics.
Tax on alcohol, dry counties, etc. Grocery store rewards programs that don't reward alcohol purchases. Hey man, you aren't gonna sell me that beer just because it's sunday but i can still buy a soda, that's makes you an Alcoholist!
by sethnw July 20, 2010
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Alcoholistic

Adj. Describing or relating to the alcoholism of one or more people to further amplify the behavior of that of an alcoholic.

Adj. Acting like or pertaining to the actions related to that of an alcoholic.
"Dude this school is full of alcoholistic sorority girls who just get fucked up and fucked."

"That kid is alcoholistically funneling those beers!"

"This state school is filled with alcoholistic athletes who drink any day of the week!"
by K-Lova Lova November 10, 2009
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Alcoholics Anonymous

A place where people go to wallow in self-pity and brag about their addictions.

It helps some people stay sober, but only through the superficial validation and amnesty for all of their wrongdoings. People in AA believe that nothing they have ever done is their fault, because they are afflicted with an addiction.
This definition was written by an ex heroin addict who has been clean for over a year. You don't need alcoholics anonymous to fix your life up- just a pair of balls.
by relates359436893468973456 July 14, 2010
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Alcoholics Anonymous

A self-help program for alcoholics involving group confession; substitutes an addiction to the organization and its rituals for an addiction to alcohol. Also AA.
Ever since he got convicted of drunk driving he's beein going to Alcoholics Anonymous meetings twice a day, and become insufferable.
by cornholio October 13, 2003
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Alcoholicide

Drinking to excess and beyond, for any reason.
"That dude got dumped HARD and decided to take himself out, bro. Full-on alcoholicide. It was such a good party."

"BRO, I'm feeling so fucking good tonight, let's get fucking wasted!" Inevitably leading to alcoholicide.
by GrumpyPlatypus March 19, 2016
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