alconomics

Any mathematical or economical principles or practices directly related to the acquisition, sale or distribution of alcohol.

1.
"Hey man, that party was sick last night, but I can't figure out how we made so much cash? We only charged a few bucks at the door?"

"I don't know, talk to Jimmy, he figured it out. The guy's got a PhD in alconomics."

2.
"24 beers in a case, 24 hours in a day, that's alconomics for ya'."

by unoit! December 10, 2009

albino thunder

one who indeed carries the potential to become the true vanilla thrilla. an individual lacking of skin pigment who juggles hustlin' and ballin' at the same time.

damn son hes keepin' it gangsta like albino thunder.

by stever November 26, 2004

Alvino bounce

A common term used in golf when a lucky bounce occers from a bad shot which lands back on the fairway. Ball may hit a tree or obstacle and land back in play.

Your ball had an Alvino bounce.

by Lenny44 January 20, 2019

Albino

A person who lacks tint in thier skin and most likely has bad eyesight. Sometimes heriditary, albinoism causes severe emotional pain, especially when douches like you start making fun of them.

Retard: Hey snow boy, I bet if were were, like, playing hide 'n' seek in the snow, we all would be like- where snow- or something-
Albino: Yeah?
Retard: And you would be like- and-
Albino: What was that?
Retard: -like-
Albino: Kiss my white ass

by David April 25, 2003

albino beaver

An older woman whose pubic region is lacking the ability to produce a plethora of colored hairs.

When frank went down on mary, his face was confronted with an angry albino beaver

by RumpleForesk1n November 15, 2014

albino rabbit

when a guy has a threesome with two girls at the same time without them knowing

"do you remember when james had that albino rabbit with grace and mikaela"

by pamela susan September 27, 2011

Albino Gorilla

Ron Perlman.

Ronald N. "Ron" Perlman (born April 13, 1950) is an American television, film and voice over actor. He is known for having played Vincent in the TV series Beauty and the Beast, a Deathstroke figure known as Slade in the animated series Teen Titans, Clarence "Clay" Morrow in Sons of Anarchy, the comic book character Hellboy in both the eponymous film and the sequel, and as the narrator of the post-apocalyptic game series, Fallout. He is currently the narrator of the television series 1000 Ways to Die on Spike.

"Hey, you watch Sons of Anarchy from this week?"

"Of course man! Gotta watch me some of that Albino Gorilla!"

"Ron Perlman?"

"Who else."

by Bondtar November 9, 2011