alberta fur trapper

When a man has sex with a woman who has a hairy vagina. He puts a wax pad on the infected area. And slowly tears it off during intercouse.

Megan Fox gave Justin Bieber herpes doing the Alberta Fur Trapper.

by Gereta May 19, 2016

Brocket, Alberta

Brocket is a town in southern Alberta located on the Highway 3, between Pincher Creek and Fort Macleod. It is the main community on the Peigan reserve.

Full blooded Native from Brocket, Alberta calls brocket 99 radio station pure genious.

by brian red crow August 17, 2006

alentina

Funny, caring , charming nice friend

Alentina loves food.

by Lida w. February 28, 2019

Alberti

To ejaculate into a condom and then force a female to consume the whole thing in front of you; a condom filled with semen.

"I made my girlfriend take an Alberti last night! It was bad ass."

by samwoolsey928 January 26, 2009

Albertosaurus

A creature with a tendency to attract and be attracted to incredibly ugly females. Even though it is scared of the Jacobsaurus, it can best the creature in a fight

Look at that Albertosaurus, it loves all the ugly females

by King Kristian S May 14, 2015

Alberta Sober

To abstain from all drugs except marijuana, alcohol and cocaine.

“No thanks,” Dorien said as Cheefy pulled out the needles, “I’m Alberta sober this month!”

by Cheeefy January 11, 2022

Alberta

scenery wise, alberta looks like colordo, with the towering rockies in the west and flat plains in the east. edmonton and calgary are the 2 biggest cities, and they hate each other. alberta is the texas of canada. much more consevative than any other province, and sitting on oil riche$

alberta is rolling in the dough from their oil excavation.

by Provincial Mood January 6, 2008