Alberto

A nice boy with a good heart and is very brave boy respects other people

Likes to play games
And is an amazing singer

Alberto is impeccable

by Ninjatito124 August 23, 2017

Alberto Gonzales

Sychophantic former White House counsel, later appointed by President Bush to be Attorney General of the United States. He is notable for being perhaps the country's only AG who has so completely and consistently disregarded the Constitution and Bill of Rights. Alberto Gonzales is infamous for stonewalling Congressional oversight and investigative meetings by repeatedly dodging pointed questions by saying "that's classified." His dismissal of concerns about illegal wiretapping and illegal extraordinary rendition makes him widely regarded as the worst AG in history.

A secret 2002 Justice Department memorandum cleared by Alberto Gonzales argued that laws prohibiting torture do "not apply to the president's detention and interrogation of enemy combatants", and that the pain caused by interrogation must include "injury such as death, organ failure, or serious impairment of body functions — in order to constitute torture." - Wikipedia

by el_che April 25, 2006

Jeff Albertson

Comic Book Guy's real name. As seen on the Simpsons.

Ned Flanders: I don't believe we've met.

Comic Book Guy: My name is Jeff Albertson, but everybody calls me Comic Book Guy.

by sextoaster February 6, 2005

Alberto

BIG HUGE SHLONG DICK

Alberto a guy with a BIG DICK

by Emma209 March 10, 2019

alberta fur trapper

When a man has sex with a woman who has a hairy vagina. He puts a wax pad on the infected area. And slowly tears it off during intercouse.

Megan Fox gave Justin Bieber herpes doing the Alberta Fur Trapper.

by Gereta May 19, 2016

Brocket, Alberta

Brocket is a town in southern Alberta located on the Highway 3, between Pincher Creek and Fort Macleod. It is the main community on the Peigan reserve.

Full blooded Native from Brocket, Alberta calls brocket 99 radio station pure genious.

by brian red crow August 17, 2006

Alberto

The name of a male who is laid back & funny. He may have amazing soft brown hair, and his eyes are like dark honey. When the sun hits them, they glow so bright, & you cant help but to just stare. He comes off as quiet or cold, but is secretly loving. Although, he may be the type to be mysterious, as you spend time with him, you start to notice how much he cares. The feeling of comfort, safeness and warmth when in the arms of him. As this begins, you cant help but to get a feeling in you're heart. You may not realize today, or day after that, but as time goes on, no matter what the relation ship may be; friends or lovers, you realize that feeling is love.

"His eyes were like dark honey, skin like caramel, hair soft as a kittens fur"

" Someone sounds head over heels"

" If you were ever to see what i do in Alberto, you would understand"

by A + A <3 July 13, 2021