Alb

Shorthand for Albanian, which is to say a person whose positive qualities far outweigh their bad parenting.

Enri: You see that Alb walk out the cafe?

Gerti: Yeah he must've bought some raki off the owners.

by Erockay January 23, 2020

Albe

Albe is that type of guy who always trains in gyms, he is a big and strong man who plays piano everywhere he goes. His name may be very rare but wait until he gets older. People will name their kids to Albe because he will become a big boy.

Wassup Albe

*slaps ass*

by RushFanhippie123 January 20, 2022

ALB

Awkward little bean (or Carys)

Person 1 "who is that?"
Person 2 "oh it's ALB!"
Person 1 "what?"

Person 2 "Awkward little bean ! She's adorable"

by Potatocrackhead April 11, 2022

Albe

Men kisser. Will explode your house with a pipe bomb disgused as a star.

If you see an Albe, explode him with the power of your mind. Otherwise he'll find a way to steal your wallet and run away at the speed of light.

Person 1: Dude what is Albe doing on the roof again?
Person 2: Here, give it a second.
Albe: HOMOPHOBIC SLUR!!!
Person 2: Yeah there it is.

by MortemTran April 3, 2023