albatross

A metaphor for a dead weight or burden that one must carry, especially when the burden is not a literal one but a stigma of some kind that one cannot easily discard or throw off. The name comes from a story about a sailor who killed an albatross that was following his ship, an act thought to bring bad luck upon the ship. His fellow sailors made him wear the dead albatross around his neck as penance to ward off the bad luck.

Joe: I have wonderful news! I finally got laid last night!

Jim: Congrats, man! Doesn't it feel good to not have that albatross around your neck any more?

by ieatboogers August 22, 2010

email albatross

Not wanting to write even one email, as such an act would necessitate tackling, or even thinking about, all the other emails stacked up in your Inbox. Occasionally shortened to albatross.

...sorry I haven't been in touch but I've been suffering from a major case of email albatross...

by eine May 30, 2006

Albatross & Finch

6teen's Abercrombie & Fitch.

Caitlin Cooke (6teen Character) LOVES to shop at Albatross & Finch.

by Caitlin13579 December 17, 2008

The Raping Ghost Of Alcatraz

A frightening ghost usually associated with the prison of Alcatraz. He wears chains and drives the Rapemobile. He is known for his raping skills and the 30 minute or less delivery time of Big Buckets O' Rape. He is featured on a made-up episode of Survivng Disaster in a parodic manor.
He also has a MySpace account so add him.

Small Child: look at that van up ahead
Ghost Victim: NOOOO! KID RUN...IT'S THE RAPING GHOST OF ALCATRAZ!

by ALKALINEOVERDOSE August 4, 2010

The Albatross

An encounter where one woman gathers at least 10 other men and pleasures each one of them at once. She does this by entering into an open squat and placing each man's penis into both armpits, both elbow joints, both hands, both knee joints, her vagina/anus/both, and her mouth. The awkward and frantic motion of a flapping bird gives the impressive feat its name.

"Man this seems like a sausage fest here"
"Let's call up Ashley and she can do the Albatross."

by Count Thugula September 11, 2011

albatross boost

A sudden burst of speed produced when a person spreads their arms to full horizontal length, resembling an albatross.

Guy 1: Whoa! That guy came out of nowhere!

Guy 2: You can thank that albatross boost of his.

by Sergeant Panda February 12, 2009

albatross

A sexual position in which one male pleasures four others by giving a blow job, taking it in the butt, and giving two hand jobs simultanesously, hence the flapping motion of said bird.

Hey Andrew call up a couple of your mates and lets have an albatross session.

by Td Jakes September 20, 2005